Funny Pirate Quotes Novels & Stories

His utterance had earned chuckles around, with eyes shifting through the figures before him. “Get ready people for the greatest ride of all!” He called out, soon pulling a horn from behind him, blowing into it at once, and right then did the cheers begin. I turned to Cameron, hoping to find an hint of glee in his gaze, but believe me, he remained crestfallen just like an hour back in the resort room when our little argument had ensued. “A tale tells of local pirates coming over from time to time, out on this side of the sea”

"They do whatever pleases them. Their mess is not my responsibility. Just go ahead and kill them or report them to the knights. Make sure you play with death very well." Ophelia suggests that "Why won't you command your pirate minions? You're the captain of the ship." "Pirate?" "Dad, what's a pirate?" "I don't do free favors." He shrugs. "It's not a— Alright." I calmed myself a bit. "Perhaps it's the compensation for the fray I had done. What do you want?" "Ten million gold!" "You just got a whole treasure, greedy," Ophelia says. "I cannot afford that. You won't mind if I report your pirate minions for the knights to capture them?"

We provide added protection to their businesses. I chuckle with my hands in the air while backing away from Sawyer. “I know better than to cross the Witch,” I say with a grin and smirk. Her face splits into a sinister rictus before she cackles, drawing all eyes to us. I walk to Ash, gently knocking into his arm with mine. I understand all too well not wanting unwelcome touches. “Avast me matey, shall we go be scallywags an’ join the fray?” I say in my best pirate voice, which has the teenager smiling once again as he did earlier when I ask if he was a landlubber or a man of the sea.

'I rather be shining Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look shining! I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec…' 'Urgh! You are so…so…so…' 'Annoying, that's the word you are looking for.' I said winkingly. 'Insufferable!'

He added, "But these aren't that important. What I want is a gram of hydronium. Who has it? Give it to me." Suzanne was even more shocked to hear the pirate say that he wanted hydronium. "If you can give it to me, I'll provide you a speedboat to get you out of here safely. If you can't give me what I want, I'll kill a person for every minute I spend here until all of you die." The longer Suzanne listened to him, the more unsettled she became. Just then, she heard Oliver mutter, "What's he saying?" She glanced at him in astonishment. How did he know that she could understand the pirate?

I leaned against the locked door, sliding down until I sat on the cold stone. We sat there in the dark, inches apart, a billionaire ghost pretending to be a pirate and the woman who loved him, trapped in a room full of wine, waiting for someone to let us out. "You're an idiot," I whispered. "Aye," he replied softly, the pirate grit softening just for a second. "But I be your idiot, Madame."

But this seems contrary to something I know where I came from in Orleans, some ody Friends say those that are bald are always rich or they have special gifts, even though they have never been a theory that proof that, not even a phylosophy says anything close to such thing. But this pirates is always the most funny one to me as I look at him, at times I will have nothing to do, next thing I will do is to look for him and start watching his moves and actions as they are always comical. Just like a replica of Mr Bean. But to other people, they say he's foolish.

"You are the one next after our Boss has lost his breath same as many of his staff." ally don't have a heart..." Randell said with anger still in his voice. "You don't have a good will." Randall commented as he noticed nefarious intentions. “And, why? What do you think pirates do? We are brigands, that just means we are not doing good." The Warrior Chief replied rudely.

Hunter stated. “All of these are going to end in death, darling.” I reminded him. “Ooh, I get to go next!” Zeke said in excitement. “The loudest pirate was Morton ‘Devil’s Charm’ Tyde he lived dangerously and was always ready to die. He loved causing trouble and starting fights; he'd spook the crew when they’d turn off the lights. He laughed much too loud and always made jokes. He was never quiet whenever he spoke. He welcomed death daily and just didn’t care, until his head was chopped off and flew through the air. Now he hold head in his hands and makes himself laugh, while his body tap dances on his head’s behalf.”

All of those pirates seemed a little dejected, seemingly upset. “Brother Hound, what the heck do you think this is all about? Others are having a feast down there, but they sent us here to guard this shitty place. How unfair is this?” One of the pirates began to complain. They stared at the scene of debauchery below and felt extremely unhappy deep down. After all, it was not exactly pleasant to taste the blowing sea breeze on the cliff.