Funny Pirate Quotes Novels & Stories

he urged with a hint of desperation in his voice. I looked at the doorway and back at him. “Well.. I’m not going anywhere..” He relaxed a little more before speaking again. “You know,” he began, “I remember on the high seas, yeah.. the Hispaniola, she was a beauty. I had a map. And it led me to.. well, to treasure, of course,” he stops to laugh at his joke. But there were others after it too, the scurvy dogs. I had to be careful, keep my sense sharp and be at alert. That’s when I said it.. dead men tell no tales. How apt!” he punctuated with a laugh.

I couldn't rain on his parade, so I always agreed with him. “Oh really?” I asked, and he swung his sword at me. “Wosshhh, Ayee Mummy.” I giggled. “I'm a pirate, just like Monkey D. Luffy.” I raised an eyebrow. “Pirates who forgot to clean up after themselves, apparently.” Paris clung tighter to me, her giggles infectious. She continued tapping at my chest until I looked her way. “Guess what we’ve been looking for, Mommy.” I rested my free arm on my chin, imitating a fake thinking stance. “I don’t think, sunshine. Tell me.”

“I promise, I'll do it as many times as you want and give you your favorite snacks afterward, deal?” Her eyes narrowed on me, lips pressing tightly as if she was in a deep thought. “Do not forget your promise!” I chuckled softly at her commanding tone. “Aye Aye, ma.” Her brows knitted together. “What does that mean?” Don't even know how to explain that, pretty sure I randomly learnt it from the Pirates of Caribbean. “I'm just saying I won't forget my promise.” She bopped her head rapidly, her curls falling over her eyes. “Good job.”

sabi niya sa akin while looking at me intently. Woah. A pirate saying "just be kind"! I thought there will be rules like if you do something wrong they'll feed you to sharks. "What?" he asked me, he probably noticed my expression. "Nothing. I never thought that a pirate could be this kind." I told him honestly kahit na nanginginig ang kamau ko sa takot. "We're not that kind, we're not that evil also. We're humans, we make mistakes. We're not that kind of pirate in the movies you saw or books you've read that will kill for a mere treasure." he told me.

“Prepare? There’s no way to prepare for pirates. They have weapons, so how do you propose we prepare for them with our pitiable numbers? I think we can only sit and wait for our doom. “We’re so f*cking unlucky. You must’ve brought your bad luck with you onto this ship, Theo. Why would we encounter pirates otherwise?” said a Shanglander with a huge beard as he pointed at Adrian.

The camaraderie was palpable, laughter bubbling through the air as they bantered among themselves, their spirits buoyed by the promise of treasure. “Hope the treasure is worth all this effort!” one crew member joked, a sly grin spreading across his face. “Otherwise, I might just toss myself overboard!” The crew erupted in laughter, their excitement contagious as they worked diligently, the sense of hope washing over them like the morning sun.

I heard him telling his friends who came to play in the evening that my sister is going to act in a movie. "Clara sit on my lap for a while... Let Paul get some rest" Captain's snarky comment spoils the flow of the story. Will take a good beating." Clara replied. "Your slap, a kiss for me" The captain didn't intend to stop. "Her husband is a gangster. He's a hired killer. Now he's in jail." Johan's comment. The captain said, "Sorry, Madam. You continue," and closed his lips. "If you come for tea," Paul said.

Then in an attempt to prove his point, he looped his arm around the neck of a fellow pirate. “Didn’t the captain once tell us before that his beard is his beer, yes? He keeps them well-maintained, and classical, and…and…..” He trailed off as he racked his brain trying to think what was next to what he was saying. At this point, the guy’s words were getting more and more incomprehensible but the other guy grabbed was eager to listen and so he prodded the other to its ribs and insinuated, “And what?” “And old fashion and strong!”

I lay beside him as he wrapped his arms around me before letting out a deep and heavy sigh. "Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?" My brows furrowed as I looked up to him. "They just wash up on the shore." He looked down at me with a serious face. What is he saying? But that phrase seems familiar to me though. "Did you just joke?" "Yeah, isn't it funny?" He's still wearing his poker face. I scoffed as I ran my legs to his thigh. "You didn't even laugh." This time, he chuckled and it felt so good to my ears. "Because I don't find it funny and was curious if it's really funny to other people."

I somehow stood up with shaky legs. "Oye, puny little old man," The pirate said, looking at Ghosavasu. "You shouldn't have hurt our captain." "Talk to me," I said to gain the pirate's attention so that he would not hurt an unconscious old man. "He is unconscious." What the fuck? Why did I say that? He glared at me like a hungry wolf. Wait, I still had a sword. Hehe...