Novel & Cerita Funny Pirate Quotes

Jotun felt tempted after a few looks and squinted as he said to Morticia, "Pretty lady, you appear to be running away since you are alone here. Follow me and become my woman from this day forward. I promise to treat you well." Jotun took another look at Morticia as he spoke. 'As a pirate, I'm always suffering. Even if I've successfully plundered a caravan, I've only seen men around. I'd meet ladies on my lucky day, but their looks were average. How can I pass up this opportunity now that I have met an incredible beauty?' Wow! Immediately, the other pirates around also started to feel excited and made a ruckus. "What a beautiful lady. Leader, you're so lucky!"

I don't want to say this but he kinda looks hot while doing it. I coughed and sneezed, I still have a mild fever and I haven't eaten anything. I turned around and return to the bed and sat back. He entered and locked the door and stand next to the cabinet facing me. He just stared at me for seconds and sighed. "So you and my brother knew each other huh, do you also know he's a pirate?" "If I knew he was then I shouldn't have helped him before and let him fall in that goddamn water but well my help will still be useless since he can just save himself because he is a pirate right? Pirates do live in water." I sarcastically replied.

“Ye need no scooter or bike or whatever! We’re pirates. Swore our souls to the sea. What help will a bike be to that oath?” “Well! Well…” Nox pouted angrily when he couldn’t come up with words to counter Morana. “Don’t waste yer brain. Ye already have it less,” Morana huffed. “Why the hell are you so proud of being some shitty pirate? That filthy money of yours isn’t taking you too far. God knows why you survived? You should’ve drowned with your sick family. At least those innocent women you sold—” Verity snarled at Morana, raising her voice.

"Hey, beautiful, look at me. Talk to me." Guru's eyes took a minute to return anything like focus and Doll's heart twisted as nothing but a sad mew came out. "Oh, sweet kitty, what did they do to you?" The Pirate Captain's voice was suddenly almost on top of him. He was talking to someone else until he saw Guru. "Let's just agree to never speak of what happened in there again and hope it was a one-time thing or I'm gonna wring the Father of Hares’ scrawny Orangelo neck! What the fuck is that on your leg?!"

“I did not mean to listen in. I just happened along and could not help hearing. Is it true we are powerless against pirates?” “Well son,” the captain said with a scowl. “I do not like the term powerless. We are just a wee bit light on our defenses.” “Is that wise?” Herald queried. “I never question the orders of the master, young sir,” he said firmly. “I suggest you refrain as well. I will say that there is no accounting for the thinking of a man crazed by love. Wise or not, ‘tis the way it is and we all have to make the best of it.”

"Lilibeth, stop making Hank angry. He normally treats you so well and buys you clothes and purses. Just take my place in the shark tank this once and treat this as paying him back. Besides, you scrub and mop the deck all day, so you must have some very steady footing. There's no way you'll slip." The trust-fund kids around us also joined in and started to make a scene. "Yeah, that's right! Why is a cleaner acting so proud?" "Get down there already. Don't ruin the show for all of us!" I looked at all the well-dressed fools around me as I scoffed. If this were a year ago, I would have tied up every one of them and hung them from the mast to let them taste the sea breeze. My name was Lilibeth B

Then he grinned really big as she rolled her eyes at him. “Hey. Emily. Why are pirates called pirates?” Alan asked. Emily sighed deep and long. “Why Alan?” He looked at her and said: “they just ARRRRRRR..” Emily looked over him frowning but then she started slowly smiling. Then. She snorted. Alan looked at her happily. He was proud he finally got her to at least grin at one of his jokes. But Emily was more than grinning. She was all out guffawing at this point.

The junior captain from Ten Thousand Armies smiled faintly and spoke up as he said, “Should we still keep you guys on board to eat our food and drink our fresh water if we don’t release you? Let me tell you, we will not feed our supplies to you even if we were to feed it to the dogs.” As he spoke, he greeted one of his subordinates around him, “Put the lifeboat down and let them hurry up and get out!” Several pirates exchanged glances with one another, and the expressions on their faces were a little smug.

“The Discordian.” “You… you tricked us into coming out here! Fooled us into turning ourselves over to a bunch of pirates!” “Calm down. I’ve done no such thing. You’re acting like parlaying with a pirate’s some kind of death sentence.” “Maybe if they hadn’t shot at me so many times before, I wouldn’t see it that way.” “It’s not like they were shooting at you, personally. They’re pirates. They shoot at everything.” “Is that supposed to make me feel better?”

He quickly shouted at the crowd, "They are pirates! Don't resist! Give them the money or whatever they want or your life will be in danger!" The captain's words stunned the crowd. "What? We ran into pirates?" "My gosh! What year are we in? Pirates still exist?" "We're dead! They say pirates are the most brutal! Had I known earlier, I wouldn't have attended this gathering!" "We're toast! Are we going to be thrown into the sea by the pirates to feed the fish? I don't want to die!"