Funny Pirate Saying Novels & Stories

’ She walked away from the deck. Two fishermen sailed quietly on the sea. One of the fishermen spoke in the calmness of the night to one of the pirates, who trying to sleep. ‘How was your party?’ ‘What party?’ The pirate said, wondering. Captain Casablanca interrupted, ‘He is drunk. Can’t you see he’s sleeping already?’ The pirate was confused by the Captain statement, and he immediately queue into the scene, pretending to be really drunk. ‘Can’t you see he’s drunk?’ Other pirates got wind of the scene too, and act along, laughing, and talking.

I somehow stood up with shaky legs. "Oye, puny little old man," The pirate said, looking at Ghosavasu. "You shouldn't have hurt our captain." "Talk to me," I said to gain the pirate's attention so that he would not hurt an unconscious old man. "He is unconscious." What the fuck? Why did I say that? He glared at me like a hungry wolf. Wait, I still had a sword. Hehe...

We provide added protection to their businesses. I chuckle with my hands in the air while backing away from Sawyer. “I know better than to cross the Witch,” I say with a grin and smirk. Her face splits into a sinister rictus before she cackles, drawing all eyes to us. I walk to Ash, gently knocking into his arm with mine. I understand all too well not wanting unwelcome touches. “Avast me matey, shall we go be scallywags an’ join the fray?” I say in my best pirate voice, which has the teenager smiling once again as he did earlier when I ask if he was a landlubber or a man of the sea.

“The Discordian.” “You… you tricked us into coming out here! Fooled us into turning ourselves over to a bunch of pirates!” “Calm down. I’ve done no such thing. You’re acting like parlaying with a pirate’s some kind of death sentence.” “Maybe if they hadn’t shot at me so many times before, I wouldn’t see it that way.” “It’s not like they were shooting at you, personally. They’re pirates. They shoot at everything.” “Is that supposed to make me feel better?”

The man sighs, but moves to sit by Cherum in the spot I had just left, leaving Jack and me alone. “I’m sorry, lass. I’ve got only one glass,” Jack lifts it to show me. “Why don’t we share it then?” I bat my eyelashes, flirting in my usual way, though he’s too tipsy to care much. “A pirate never shares what’s his,” he leans in to whisper, “he takes what he wants, then never lets it go.” A small smirk plays on my lips. “I declare this mine then,” I steal the glass from in front of him. “Thank you for reminding me, Jack, what a pirate should live by.” Steal what you want, and never let it go.

"What I'm trying to shorten is this negotiation." The captain fixes his butt back to his chair, then the pirates return to their spots. Calmly, "So, you can finish an unfinished spell? Then I can give you what you need," he responded. "A spell that can bring back a life. But what will it profit me?"

I couldn't rain on his parade, so I always agreed with him. “Oh really?” I asked, and he swung his sword at me. “Wosshhh, Ayee Mummy.” I giggled. “I'm a pirate, just like Monkey D. Luffy.” I raised an eyebrow. “Pirates who forgot to clean up after themselves, apparently.” Paris clung tighter to me, her giggles infectious. She continued tapping at my chest until I looked her way. “Guess what we’ve been looking for, Mommy.” I rested my free arm on my chin, imitating a fake thinking stance. “I don’t think, sunshine. Tell me.”

“Not a.” “Not a pirate?” I laughed, and the sound hurt us both. “I am what kept me alive.” He found the whip end of authority because men do when they are losing the argument that matters. “Those pirates.” He spat the word for the first time and then used it again because it made him feel taller. “Those men will be hung for their crimes. They have stolen, they have killed, they have.”

He kissed me, and I kissed him back, my mouth still half-full. Silence. “Say, something, Pirate. I need…” “Stay away from him,” he blurted out. “Why?” “I mean, he’s hot, not going to lie…” “Focus, Pirate. Yeah, I got that part. And, you know, planning on having some fun,” I added with a wink. “He looks like trouble,” Pirate said. I choked on my water, spitting it out. “Him? Trouble?” I wiped my mouth with my sleeve.

sabi niya sa akin while looking at me intently. Woah. A pirate saying "just be kind"! I thought there will be rules like if you do something wrong they'll feed you to sharks. "What?" he asked me, he probably noticed my expression. "Nothing. I never thought that a pirate could be this kind." I told him honestly kahit na nanginginig ang kamau ko sa takot. "We're not that kind, we're not that evil also. We're humans, we make mistakes. We're not that kind of pirate in the movies you saw or books you've read that will kill for a mere treasure." he told me.