Funny Pirate Quotes Novels & Stories

David asked again. “Hahaha!” Laughter erupted at the scene. There were at least hundreds of people on the dozens of black-horned ships. This was a pretty big space pirate gang. None of them were weak. “Say, are you stupid? Retribution? What’s that? We have traversed this sea of stars for decades, and we’ve robbed and killed countless people and ships that have passed through. The people who died under by hands could form a mountain. Where’s the retribution you mentioned? Why don’t I see it?” The beefy man said sarcastically.

Louise lough manically, he then grasped his own face and rubbed them before he glare at them. "I ain't ant you can command mate, beside theirs no rules that states of your property into her so basically we can steal which every catch we want, " he start mimicking the pirates way of speech and he lough proudly with himself beside pirates are all over prideful, so it won't be a problem. "You! We ain't letting you have our fish, we---"

"Nah, mate. I had trouble with the last one. With the food, drink, kicking and screaming it isn't worth the money. Or the risk. You'll have to take your pickings from the cargo hold like an average pirate." The pirate laughed again. "You always were a crap liar, Icaan. Come on, get up, I know you keep them upstairs somewhere. You can show me where she is and then I'll save you the effort and take her to market instead. No doubt we can have a little fun of our own on the way. I'm sure you'll have broken her in a little by now for me, won't you." "I'm telling you, Kryan, there's no one else aboard today."

He pressed his body against Heitor’s, his foul breath brushing his neck. "I’m going to show you who’s in charge here." With one hand, he roughly squeezed the young man’s backside. "Nice plump ass, lad…" he murmured with a disgusting laugh. Disgusted, Heitor spat directly into his face. The pirate recoiled, wiping the spit away in fury. "You bastard!" He grabbed the lad by the hair, brutally tied his wrists again, and dragged him out of the cabin. Almost the entire crew was on the lower deck with the captain. Rotten Smile pushed him toward the plank of death that extended over the turbulent sea.

"Unfortunately, I couldn't equalize my ears, meaning I couldn't descend. So I'm here on the boat waiting for my videographer and our guide." She directed friendly chatter into the camera. "I can tell you a little about the history of these waters, though. Everyone's heard of the Pirates of the Caribbean. That's not just fiction; there were lots of pirates around here. Hiram Beakes was one of the most famous pirates of Saba. He's credited with the phrase, 'Dead men tell no tales.'" She continued ad libbing for another few minutes and then grew weary of it, putting away the camera and stretching out on the seat at the rear of the boat.

"All I've ever seen you do is brood and drink." "You got any better ideas, lad?" Nathaniel glanced at him, freezing when he saw the glimmer in the other's eyes, enhanced by the glow of the amulet. "Anyway, never get between a pirate and alcohol, or you'll regret it. I might go easier on you, but I ain't beyond slicing off your hand if you touch it."

Debo put his hand on his chest: “Really? Francie: “ Lie! Kataleya: “ Hahahaha Lordylla: “ Zeuck is beautiful! Kilaila: “ He is the youngest of the pirates. Francie: “ I don't like pirates! Especially Zeuck, who also shows off those well-defined abs of his, his strong arms, his courage, that voice of his so... I mean, I think it's all... Absurd! Lordylla: “ Of course you do! Kataleya: “ Hahahaha Francie: “ Seriously! It didn't mean anything to me! Debo: “ Well, you can see how insignificant he is to you! Lordylla ironically: “ “Oh Zeuck, you’re hurt! What happened?" Francie furious: “ Shut up! Everyone laughed at Francie and shook their heads. Dercek and Graden were sitting at a table playing

It was clear that those were just ordinary cannons; how could they possibly hurt those who were experts in the realm of the Sky King? "What a joke! They really think we are ordinary humans. Attacking us with ordinary cannons, their struggle is truly ironic!" said one of the pirates, completely insulting Long Chen's ship. "Hahaha, brother, forget it! They are desperate people, so they must think that we can at least be hurt by their desperate attack."

He has droopy eyes and was clearly having trouble keeping his eyes open. “Where should we go, my friend?” I asked. I pretended to be a drunken man to convince him I was one pirate. “To Port Mariannas, the stronghold of our kind!” Port Mariannas? I haven’t heard of such a name. His eyes rolled back. “What about our guests? Why are they still alive?” A sly smile formed from his dry and cracked lips. He leaned closer to my ears and covered the side of his mouth. “We will trade them,” he whispered.

The pirate asked in a deceptively calm tone. "We just not noticed. Just like you, our eyes have been on the shore. Oh look! That ship's mast is tilted. Guess I was right, four ships are in trouble." Xander rubbed his forehead. "I am surrounded by idiots," he mumbled, suddenly missing his former first mate that he had killed for stealing. "Captain?" The first mate asked, not understanding. "One, plus one, plus two, plus one equals five…" the pirate captain was on the edge of losing it as he held up five fingers.