Funny Questions That Make You Think Deeply Novels & Stories

You can start there. I nod slowly. “Finally, someone who makes sense.” Me: I’ll try this. Thanks. I exit the forum, then immediately type: ‘Random fun questions to ask a friend about themselves.’ Enter. My screen floods with suggestions, lists of icebreakers, “cute couple” quizzes, whole threads about date ideas, random memes sprinkled in. I scroll. And scroll. And scroll. “Oh. That’s actually a good question. I’ll keep that.” Next scroll. “That’s funny… but if I ask it, will I sound weird?”

I couldn't tell how long it had been since he asked the question… 10 seconds, a minute? I grabbed some groceries and turned away from him towards the cabinet. "Of course not, David," I said. "Don't be ridiculous." My words sounded transparently guilty to me. David and I always ask each other questions, about practical, philosophical, hypothetical, and just plain absurd things. It is one of the sweetest things in our marriage, that shared interest in thinking and talking. So why would I be attacking him for a question just like all the other ones we ask each other?

Replied Tina , patting her knees excitedly, a toothy grin plastered on her face , momentarily forgetting her supposed heart break. After like ten seconds of thinking, I snapped my fingers , the perfect question dancing inside my consciousness. " Would you rather drink two litres of piss or two litres of sweat?" For the shortest amount of time that I've known Tina , I more than anticipated her reaction as I watched her gag violently at that question, hands covering her mouth as if trying to hold back the urge to vomit. And as expected, my reaction to that was a laugh, my shoulders shuddering as I did.

He responded. “To you. Living so freaking long already would probably make even shitting funny.” I retorted. “It’s not.” “I thought it would be.” “That means you don’t get it.” He shook his head with a regretful expression. I fired back. "I don’t want to. But you should know that not every serious moment needs a joke that only benefits you. If I ask you a question, you’re supposed to give me the right answer.” “I did give you the answer.”

Everest Elena giggled, "Gosh! You were really awesome. You correctly answered the question which the lecturer had asked you. I had no idea you were this smart and intelligent." It was so funny that I couldn't hold it anymore. I laughed out loud."Wait! Is it because they applauded me? just because I answered the questions correctly? You're unbelievable!" I exclaimed. I couldn't believe Elena could be this funny at all. "Come on, I'm serious! Why are you laughing? Is it funny?"

"Why are suddenly asking what's wrong with m- "I'm asking because there's something wrong. There's something definitely wrong! What is wrong with you? Why are you like this? Why are so...so...so relaxed?! You never bring stuff up, why?" He stared at me, seemingly partly amused. "What's funny now?" I asked, sitting up. "What exactly am I saying that's funny to you? I'm trying to have a grown up conversation here with you and you're laughing? Laughing for what exactly? You making me be like all the time is funny to you? You actually find this funny right now??"

“He poured lots and lots of water on the ground then started walk on it, saying ‘look I’m walking on water and a wet ground. Can Jesus do that?’ The shit is weird and funny as f^ck.” This got me and Cole rolling side to side on the chair laughing at what he said, while Kai was busy giving us weird stares, morphing different expressions. Thank God I bought him a toy. “My younger niece one day before we moved here, she asked me this smart question and I’m gonna ask you guys. What is blue and not heavy?” I asked then remembering what Kara would always ask me, even tho she already told me the answer or I already know the answer countless times.

"Oh, no, no-" With difficulty he stopped his laughter, "That's because your question is so funny" He answered while wiping away the tears that came out of the corners of his eyes from laughing. “Well, isn't it natural for me to think that you want to kill me? Take me to a cemetery at this time of night.” "Oh, you're right! I'm sorry I brought you here without saying anything. But still your question was really funny! Why would I want to kill you anyway?” I immediately raised my hand when I saw him about to laugh again. Then spoke in a cold and firm voice,

He stood up"Why will you even ask that ? That also right now when we are trying to work things between us ." " I don't know.....I don't know.I told you that out of no where this question just popped in my head." " I don't want to answer it because to answer it I will have to think about it and I don't want to." " Come onLeon it is just a stupid question.And it is kind a funny to think about it because you know we will never be into this situation.So just answer it"don't give it much of a thought.Just say what comes first to your head."

We simply gazed at each while, doing everything I can to recover from my laughter. "That was so funny! How can you think of such when you know quite alright it is not possible?" "Hey! I Only asked a question and I need your answer unfortunately, you are not doing that," he teased. I laughed gently this time and slowly until my laughter died down then came a sudden silence upon us