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Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

Even though he was saying funny words, there wasn’t a hint of smile or laughter on his face. “Are you seriously quoting Nagato from Naruto?” One of the tied men joked and let out a painful chuckle. The other one smiled awkwardly with his swollen lips. “Yeah, and I’m happy you’ve seen Naruto, now I’m going to show you what Nagato really meant.” Nick replied furiously, he stabbed the man on his lap then twisted the knife, the sound of flesh tearing apart and the splash of blood was covered by the man’s outrageous yell. “Who fucking sent you?” Nick yelled back, ignoring his painful screams.

I answer "Except you don't have the sparkly blue eye thing that makes me want to stare at you all day" "Who's that?" Mel asks, coming closer "Do I know him?" "He's an anime character" I say, looking at him "Are you serious? You don't know him? He's a total Cream look alike, except he talks a lot but they're totally the same. Oh and Gojou is a total DILF" Mel's eyes widens "DILF?" "Daddy I'd Like To Fuck" Cream answers, his eyes still trained on me "The convent girl knows her words"

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Then I realized he was referring to Zen. "What about him, Noah?" "You know, sometimes the Knight in Shining armour is actually a retard in tin foil," he quoted some random quote and I stifled my laughter. "You opened my eyes Noah, thank you!" "Your very welcome," he remarked and I threw my head back and laughed hysterically like he had cracked some joke. I barely had any control over my actions because my head was spinning wildly. "I guess you don't like Zen?" I teased and he grunted some profanities under his breath.

he jokes and his friends howl with laughter. "Har har. You’re sooo funny.” Mavy rolls her eyes and folds her arms across her chest. "Sike. That wasn’t nice Shane.” “It’s fine Mavy, I know he’s just kidding,” I tell her trying to defuse the situation. “Why are you such an asshole, Shane?” Nikki says as she gives Shane a death glare.

I let out a laugh, we may be different, but she did not like being told what to do. Quinn’s golden eyes narrow at me. “What is so funny?” “If you have to ask, then you must be stupid.” Somehow I was channelling Anika’s sarcasm and she was in hysterics “What did you call me?” He is on his feet and so are the twins, they stand between him and me. Quinn’s eyes were glistening with anger. “I said you must be stupid.” “Pathetic little girl. You have no idea what you are dealing with.”

In the text message, Nanako said: ‘Charlie-kun, I have great news to share with you! Charlie pretended not to know anything and replied to her: ‘What’s the great news? Hurry up and tell me.’ Nanako replied: ‘I have mastered the endoscopic ability and the circulation of essential qi! Strictly speaking, I’ve already become a true martial artist!’ Charlie pretended to be surprised and replied: ‘Seriously?! You’ve become a martial artist so quickly?! Isn’t that a little too fast?’

- I replied while laughing. The two were joking, then Kira called Gin to sit next to her on the sofa in the living room. "Let's watch our favorite anime series; You choose between Gintama and Bleach? What do you like ?." I could not promptly answer her question afterward. I was surprised by what I said to her, "Ahm, What do I like? I LIKE YOU!." -I was suddenly taken aback by what I said to Kira that I was just joking. "PARDON?" Luckily, she did not understand what I told her.