Funny Quotes Anime Novels & Stories

U woke up( ^ω^ ) You: R u drunk??? And what's with the Japanese emojis? Adrien: I'm not drunk, and I think it's cute(*^ω^*) You: r u high? Adrien: I'm not high either (-_-) You: r u sure? Adrien: yes, and why do u think so lowly of me｡ﾟ(ﾟ'Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ that hurts my feelings(；ω；) You: Bitch I don't give a damn about ur feelings😑

the girl replied. "He's not lying, your flat" Natsu said. "Hey, this is sexual harassment" the girl replied. The young man couldn't help himself as he began laughing at the scene. "Why are you laughing?" Natsu asked. "It's nothing, you guys are just funny" the young man said. "Okay" Natsu replied weirdly. "Well it's time to get back to work" Natsu said. The boy then pointed a cocoon and said "I've put a line on that one, so you guys can pry it open"

"We saw they're keeping this with them. so we must-" "Wait, wait a minute. What the heck just happen in this world?" Hikari laughed and he says to the FBI "This is not a crime. This just..... Just. What the heck with this world. It just an Anime." Hikari just cants accept it. then the FBI aimed their gun at Hikari. Hikari told them to let Neu and Nimura go because Anime didn't have any connection with reality. Suddenly they say to Hikari "Then, what is Quantum memory for?"

Like the sweet boyfriend he is Anibe : you guys are cute together. But don't let him do anything silly. If he tries it, tell me. I'll turn him to a eunuch I burst out laughing Me: OH please. You're the one who's to be a eunuch Anibe : hey, I've repented. I'm not bringing it out unless I wanna use a bathroom Me: yuck! Anibe : maybe I should mind my words too Me: yeah you should Anibe : so tell me about Andy

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I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

The quote for this picture said: Don’t take life too seriously. You’re not getting out of it alive. From the passenger seat, Isobel burst out laughing. “Oh my God, that’s hilarious.” Holding her side, she rolled to face me. “Who is it a quote from?” Her eyes glittered with joy and I had to admit, it felt nice, knowing she realized I’d made sure to find out the answer to that question already. “Elbert Hubbard,” I said. “Or at least, it’s similar to one of his quotes.”

She said with a smile. I was helpless. I know if I wanted to hear those words from her mouth, I had to continue working hard. “Alright, I hung up then.” Ailina hung up the phone. Then she sent me a naughty expression of a little rabbit baring her teeth. I usually didn’t use Memes when using W******p. When I saw Ailina’s cute one, I didn’t know what to reply. So I found Jayden and asked him to get a few for me. As a result, the expression bags Jayden sent me were all very strange. All of them were silly with lines “Go to hell, Idiot”, “You go eat shit,” and “The other party didn’t want to talk to you and touch your tit.” Seeing this I almost went to beat him.

If Zen were in a good mood, he would make a punny joke that sounded like— “Wart the fog?” Sasha laughed as she joined them, running from the stationary toad. “Sorry, I just wanted to flex on English.” Zen and Akiko did not comment, but the gamer rejoiced internally that his self-proclaimed older sister had the same sense of humour as him. It was a little geeky, but maybe Damian might enjoy it too.

I said, slamming my hands onto the top of my head. She gazed at me with an offbeat look. "Are you Big Lebowski-ing me after my big emotional speech?" Her eyes widened. "Are you quoting a nineties movie reference?" I avidly lit up. "Impressive." "I'm Calla Mikasa's best friend. I know all things nineties." "What I'm saying is you might feel like you're a fish in a tank, but trust me, you're more of a…shark in a pool."