Funny Quotes Depression Novels & Stories

"Alas... " Tim leaned against the tree trunk and sighed with exasperation. Anne tugged Justin with puzzlement and asked, "What's wrong with him?" "Ha!" Justin shook his head and said in a loud voice, "Some people put in so much effort and still end up with nothing but embarrassment. How can they not be depressed?" "Oi!" Tim smacked his lips with a frown. He was already in a bad mood, so he couldn't take anymore of Justin's sarcasm.

“I’m just going out for a bit, Ate Rose. I need some coffee.” “Coffee won’t help you sleep. Have warm milk; there’s some in the jar.” Ruth nodded, “Okay, sorry for waking you up.” “Don’t worry. We’re all worried about you. Mom keeps asking about you. She’s afraid you might do something drastic.” She scoffed, “Tiya Mening is exaggerating. I’m not thinking about that.” “Well, we don’t know. When a person is depressed, rational thinking goes out the window. Depression is a formidable foe, Ruth Mirabelle.”

“Usually, after an energy vampire sticks to its victim, it loses consciousness and becomes depressed. But your friend behaves very aggressively and tries to leave the hospital. “Chris and depression are two incompatible things,” I laughed, remembering my friend's antics. - For example, when a guy left her, instead of drinking wine, like all women, she drank vodka and crashed my motorcycle. The motorcycle was in the trash, and she got up, dusted herself off and then went to the bar to fill in her “woe”. She has more stamina than all of us in the department combined. “Interesting,” the Fox whispered thoughtfully, turning to the window.

There are lots of passersby on our part, it wouldn't be obvious that it was me he's talking to. "Who are you? Do I have anything to do for you or do you want something from me?" He nodded! He's so fast to answer! I gulped and cleared my throat. It's my first time seeing this guy, I've never seen him from the Academy before. "Then what is it? If I have anything to offer for you right now, I have my depression." The guy just knitted his brows to me. Right, my joke wasn't funny. "So, you're depressed, huh?" He rubbed his chin. "Do you mind if I take a walk with you?"

Neither of us was in a hurry to push anything too fast, right? "We can, but I'd rather not dive back into depression." He let out a long sigh. "This place sucks without her here. Everything I eat tastes like shit, my job isn't fun anymore and to be honest... I don't wanna get up tomorrow morning and pretend that everything is good when it's not." "Then fix it. You're a smart guy. Fix it."

“How hard can it be?” Just as I’m about to have a stroke, he breaks into a huge grin. “I’m kidding. Of course I’ve parachuted before.” I hit him several times on the chest with my fists. “STOP – DOING – THAT!” He laughs. “What?” “Bullshitting every time someone asks you a question!” “You ever heard the expression, ‘Laugh to keep from crying’?” “Yeah, so?” “So I can either joke around and keep it light, or I can be serious and we can all be miserable and afraid and then panic and lose focus and die. Which is it gonna be?”

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

We all knew he was hinting at Hope’s upcoming engagement. “What? Me, feel down?” Hope chuckled. “Not a chance! Even if the whole world bullied me, I’d still be like Uncle Ryan—never sad, just laughing it off. I’m all about living life to the foolest! F-O-O-L-E-S-T! Foolest!” “Your brain cells are fried, Hope. It’s the fullest! F-U-L-L-E-S-T!” Love corrected him. “Boring if it’s to the fullest! It should be the foolest! Sometimes, I imagine if everyone in the world was just a little silly. It’d be so much fun on Earth—just laughter, no stress, no depression.”

That got my attention and I looked up at him. I saw my reflection in his chocolate-brown eyes. I blinked at him and he blinked. "What was I about to say?" He mumbled his eyes looking around and I let out a huff of laughter. I immediately pursed my lips to hide my laughter and he frowned. "Laugh." With one word, I threw my head back and laughed hard. Does a motivational speaker forget his quotes? The heck? I had been laughing for some minutes before he paused. "It's okay. You can stop laughing now." He said and I shook my head still laughing like a crazy maniac.

"I'm so lazy to be your punching bag, but the truth is that every time you hit me, it doesn't hurt me at all." "What do you want!!" I snapped, already very annoyed. "Hearing your honesty answered my question." "I already answered that I'm depressed, your hearing isn't good or what?" I looked at him sarcastically, I folded my arms across my chest. "Okay, I accept your answer if you are really depressed. But can you answer my question, what makes you depressed?"