Depressing Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Nico asked and I laughed. "And have you suspended? No, thank you" I replied. "You just don't seem okay, dude. You don't laugh as much as you used to and I know it's bad cause I can't remember the last time that you were on my ass to study" Nico said. I sighed. I had no idea that my state of mind that been so down bad that it had become so obvious. Yes, I was sad but at this rate it sounded like I was on walking down the path of depression.

“Personally, I give the decor here a zero out of ten. No room service, the linens are practically medieval, and the neighbors are incredibly quiet. Mostly because they’re dead, but hey, you can't have everything, right?” I blinked at her, completely stunned. “How are you doing that?” “Doing what? Bleeding? I think it’s a natural biological response to getting kicked in the face.” “No,” I whispered harshly, shaking my head. “Making jokes. How can you sit there, bound in iron chains in a subterranean graveyard, and crack jokes so comfortably?”

I replied angrily "from your anger, it looks like you had an issue with your husband because the whole world knows you are married, my colleague actually went too far. I have tried to talk to him severally about being professional with the job but he acts like a deaf brat" he said I slowly took my seat on the bed and forced the bottle into my mouth, gulping everything at once and this stupid action made me puke on the floor "seems that you are depressed too, a lot of billionaires are always depressed and it makes me wonder if money brings happiness or burdens," he said and sighed

Bit down on my bottom lip to try and stop it. "I'm sorry. Really, I am. You just sound so fucking funny." I blurted through my fingers. "Cruel mate." Nessa laughed at this as well. Chuckled like a witch you found in badly written movies. Tilted her head back just enough that the column of her throat looked more bony than ever before.

“Can’t forget about the picnic.” “I know, I know.” Liviana nods with a small smile. “But... that’s not exactly what I meant.” Leona nods, her smile lessening as she lets out a breath. “I know,” she admits. “I was just trying to get you to laugh. I find laughter is a good distraction when dealing with depressing emotions like disappointment.” “Oh...” Liviana trails, eyebrows raising as she nods, lips pursed as she goes, “Huh... That actually kind of works.”

The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

"We're in this together, and we'll get through it together." I let out a rueful laugh, the sound tinged with a hint of self-deprecation. "Well, if I'm going to disappoint anyone, at least it's just me," I remarked, a wry smile tugging at the corners of my lips. Despite the gravity of our conversation, a small spark of humor flickered between us, a fleeting respite from the weight of our worries.

Ayeeee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural because I'm used to talking to myself. And my corny jokes really help my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessity for me so that I wouldn't lose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

I can't believe Dave has suddenly gone mad. "I'm not mad Leo. Now stop crying." "No, you are! You laughed. Who laughs in a crisis like this? Only mad people." "No. People laugh when they're fiancee is being funny." "You see. We just lost our dear ones and you're saying I am being funny? This can only happen when someone is mad." "Stop saying that I've gone crazy Leona! I'm absolutely fine. Okay, I won't laugh again." He shouted. "If you are not mad then why were you laughing? What was funny?"