Funny Quotes Depression Novels & Stories

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

I hung the phone up I'm not in the mood for his stupid jokes I went back to Peter's room. He is studying the ceiling " Don't suffer in silence." He looked at me in shock " I'm here and there are many other people who want to help you. The scariest thing about your recovery process is that the only person who can truly help you is yourself. You should change your thought processes and stop bullying yourself, it's a habit that's been hard to break. It may seem impossible to overcome depression but believe me, you will get there. You shouldn't feel guilty for feeling the way you do because depression is an illness like any other, it isn't any more self centered than having a broken leg. You sho

He said with his arms folded across his chest. "Guhh... we're on a break,it's not a break up. I mean..it's just space because of the long distance..."I mumbled on and on and the more I spoke the more I realized how stupid I was for ending things. My depression took from me in a ridiculous way that I was just gaining more clarity after self sabotaging. "Okay,Ross and Rachel from Friends." Gus said sarcastically. I almost laughed but ended up rolling my eyes at him. "Clever. Very clever,Gus. I'm not going." I said firmly.

Amber spoke with seriousness, "I am fucking devastated, so devastated, destroyed and broken and dead from inside that I have become numb. I don;t have anymore tears left to cry, I don't have energy to be sad, I don't have the strength to endure depression, I have became numb to everything. I am smiling because I can't cry anymore, my tears have all dried up, I am not sitting in a corner and staring outside the window like a depressed soul that I am is because I have done that for a lot of years and I am done.

He doesn't even eat anything! Author: Depression is a heavy burden. Mathew: ... Author: ... Mathew: How did you get in here? Author: ....the window? Mathew: SCRAM!!! Author: Gee! Take it, easy man. Your old grandma heart can't take this stimulation. Mathew: *colorful profanities in three different languages* Author: (￣y▽￣)╭ Ohohoho...

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

I continue without pausing a bit. He actually laughed. "How about we not do that? I’m meant to keep you safe, not entertain you” “I think you’re meant to keep me safe and sound, you know what I won’t be from the boredom I’ve had to endure for days now? Insane, like I will lose my mind, literally? And before you know it depression sets in, doesn’t sound very sound to me” I explain to him slowly. “You know now that I think of it a little wine never harmed anybody" Michael says with a shrug of his shoulders, as though he was trying to loosen tense muscles there.

“At least you get to do it in a comfy bed instead of a hospital cot.” He finally looked at me, frustration and stubbornness carved deep into his expression. “You don’t get it.” “Oh, I get it,” I shot back. “You finally get the girl you’ve been burning for, and now you’ve got the libido of a Roman god but the doctor’s telling you to live like a monk. Believe me, I get it.” “Then stop making jokes.” “Can’t,” I said with a shrug. “It’s my coping mechanism. And yours, whether you admit it or not. You’re too damn intense all the time. If you don’t laugh at this, it’s gonna eat you alive.”

"Noah, please give me some medications to calm down." "Sleeping pills is not a long-term solution, and your body can't stand it. Do you know that you have depression?" "Hearing this, Deborah suddenly widened her eyes in shock. " "That's impossible! I'm very positive and bright. I can adjust myself well. You see, my mental state is also normal. Are you kidding me?"

I answered. “Well, I don't think that's a reason to almost drown yourself, life is beyond this. I can see that man has the hots for you even if he doesn't know, he feels something for you, that's a start. Whenever you feel depressed, take his card and go on a shopping fee instead of drowning in sorrows and wanting to end your life.” She advised, my eyes popped out and almost unhinged itself from the socket.