Funny Quotes On Independence Day Novels & Stories

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

"Magic. And a lighter." I rolled my eyes, but my smile betrayed me. Lucas had appeared that morning with one arm full of groceries and the other full of a pack of fireworks. "It's Independence Day," he'd said at the door. "We're celebrating." It had been years since I permitted myself to acknowledge a holiday. They were loud, chaotic things built around people who had the luxury of comfort, of laughter, of tradition. But Lucas didn't invite. He simply made space for celebration—and expected I would attend.

“Anas—” “Don’t you dare tell me you forgot it’s July 4th tomorrow,” she scolded, jabbing her fork at me. “You, me, fireworks. It’s a tradition. Remember that summer on your balcony? Lying on that wobbly old bed with sparklers in one hand and the cheapest wine we could find in the other, and also as your birthday celebration?” I laughed at the memory. “We nearly set my curtains on fire. And I’ve not forgotten, it’s my birthday after all.”

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

Julia sits down across from me, her voice sincere. "What is it?" I ask, genuinely curious. "Fuck them, get drunk." Julia holds up a single finger for each word. We break out into laughter. "I think that's a motivational quote I need posted in my office." I snort. "Agreed.," Julia says. She checks her watch. "I think you're officially off the clock, my friend. You'll survive this weekend, I promise." I stand up and press my hands together. "Pray for me?" I say, pressing my hands together.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

So those who spread out in dealerships and workshops all over the planet, developing body parts in labs with stem cells. So, from that day forward they could use it for motorcades, marches, but there were no laws they could blame to arrest elderly people for running over zombies, as even those who were alive got up from their graves and went to have an annual zombie parade. That Act permanently moved three federal holidays, which are now six, to Mondays in an attempt to create more three-day weekends for U.S. workers, where Labor Day, Patriots ' Day and Martin Luther King Days are always celebrated on Mondays, even if their dead presidents were walking around the cities.

POV X Happy fucking Fourth of July, okay not really, it’s July 2nd but who wants to party on a Monday? So today we celebrate..which is the last fucking thing I want to do because I don’t feel like being annoyed by a bunch of drunk assholes. I was going to forget the whole thing altogether but of course, Millie caught wind of it and wanted in on the party, I don’t know why because she can’t even drink which is worse than being drunk at these parties. There’s no way in hell I’d let her be here at this or any party without me so naturally I’m sitting here sweating my balls off.

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"