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Mafia Looking for Wife(English)

Mafia Looking for Wife(English)

Sometimes we have to meet people who hurt our sincerity so that we warmly welcome the arrival of people who are truly sincere to us. "Noah? Regarding holidays abroad for the new year, I want to go with you, "I said. A smile line formed on Noah's face. "Really? Okay, let's discuss the place you want to visit. I'll take care of everything for you," Noah replied enthusiastically.
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DIRTY, ROTTEN SEXCAPADES (Er0tica Collection)

DIRTY, ROTTEN SEXCAPADES (Er0tica Collection)

"The sad girl aesthetic is over, E. Now you just look like a squatter." "Thanks, Darla. You always know exactly what to say to make me feel like a pile of steaming garbage." I rolled my eyes and sighed so dramatically I practically deflated. "I just hate this freaking holiday. It's a commercialized scam designed to make single people feel like losers and taken people feel like bank accounts with legs."
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The Banker: An Alpha Male Dark Mafia Romance

The Banker: An Alpha Male Dark Mafia Romance

“Because my family always used to get into the spirit of the holidays. We would up put the tree together every year. Even Landon would help. Why are you so against it?” “I’m not. It’s just something I’ve never done. Never had time.” Disappointment filled her eyes. “What’s the point of working so hard if you don’t stop to enjoy it? If you doubled the amount of money in your account, would you really be happy? Or would you be unhappier because you’d realize that nothing makes you happy?”
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Keep Your Merry Christmas to Yourself

Keep Your Merry Christmas to Yourself

It morphed into anxiety, fear, self-doubt, and countless sleepless nights. I looked at my cold, swollen fingers, then slowly asked, "Ivano, did you have a happy Christmas?" Caught off guard by my response, the other end of the line went quiet. All the lectures he'd planned were suddenly stuck in his throat. Smiling, I said softly, "I had a happy Christmas too because I discovered a secret. The comment I wrote wasn't meant to mock you. I genuinely wish all of you well." Without hesitation, I hung up.
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Too Late for You Mr. Billionaire

Too Late for You Mr. Billionaire

Jay spoke up from the door slowly making his way into my office, "He seemed to have hit his head somewhere" I replied my anger still flowing through me, "Same thing I thought" Jay chuckled shaking his head, "He literally said as 'one big happy family' like he even knows what the word happy means," I said putting his words in air quotes, "Come on, it wouldn't be that bad" Jay replied, "Don't even go there, it's not happening" I said strictly, a party hosted by that man is nothing but bad news,
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Finding Love Abroad

Finding Love Abroad

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.
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The CEO and a High-Schooler - Part two

The CEO and a High-Schooler - Part two

Everyone laughed when I made the announcement. Our table was joined by two girls and three guys. I got up and cleared the way for them, saying, "It is not a must that we spend our Christmas with family, friends, and relatives, expressing thanks and love. Christmas simply means to rejoice, and you may rejoice with us tonight. I know everyone has a distinct story. Some have parted from their parents, some have migrated here, some have been in unexpected situations, some have experienced heartache, and so on. Christmas is a time of renewal and healing for you. You can begin a new life now by taking the first step. I hope you can overcome them and find happiness in your journey. Christmas greeti
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Blank Slate (A Series of Secrets 1)

Blank Slate (A Series of Secrets 1)

Bruce goaded with a smirk. “You are the constant comedian,” he said sarcastically. “She probably got stuck in traffic, or maybe she had to . . . bake a quiche real quick.” Bruce burst out laughing. “But, all jokes aside, I hope she brings some of those cinnamon muffins.” Alec shook his head as he sipped his drink. “Now that you have your first love back, I would think you would get into the holiday spirit this year and decorate. You could have at least put up some mistletoe.”
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Waiting For You

Waiting For You

" Tu bawla ho gaya hai kya? Is main hansne ki kya baat hai?? ( Have you gone mad... What is so funny in it??) " " Kuchch nahin maa. Aap tenon shopping per jana per mujhe mat kahna... ( Nothing mom, All three of you go for shopping just don't tell me to accompany you. )" " Kyon?? Tujhe shaadi karni hai ya nahin?? Chupchap subah taiyar ho jana. Hamain shopping karna hai. ( why?? Do you want to get married or not? No arguments!! Be ready in the morning to go for shopping.)"
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I HAD ME A BOY

I HAD ME A BOY

At all. Even though I had my sessions with a shrink, I doubt the hole deep inside me will ever be filled. Holidays, birthdays and any other events passed me by just like normal days. Even Christmas was just an ordinary day for me. "Stop spreading bad vibes, you Ebenezer Scrooge," Roxy once told me during last year's Christmas. Yeah, she compared me to Ebenezer Scrooge. That's how fast my love for holidays had gone down the drain.
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Nothing beats the chaotic joy of holiday gatherings, and I've collected some gems that perfectly capture the mood. My favorite? 'I’m not arguing, I’s just explaining why I’m right—holiday edition.' It’s the kind of line that makes my cousin snort eggnog out her nose every year. Another classic: 'Santa’s watching? Great, maybe he’ll finally help me find my missing willpower.' I scribbled that one on a sticky note and stuck it to my fridge as a December mantra.

Then there’s the relatable groan of 'Ah, the holidays—when ‘quiet night in’ becomes a myth and ‘sleep’ becomes a currency.' I paired it with a doodle of a tangled Christmas light disaster last year and sent it to my siblings. We still debate whether the lights or Aunt Linda’s ‘helpful’ cooking advice are more chaotic. Wrapping up, I’ll leave you with this: 'Dear Holidays: Please be fun, festive, and minimally flammable.' A lesson learned after the Great Gingerbread House Incident of 2018.

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