Funny Quotes On Independence Day Novels & Stories

Mark continued to laugh, then settling himself down said; "I just remembered this joke someone told me on the plane down here. Wanna hear it?" "You're going to tell a joke?" Although Mark was a master of sarcastic one liners, he really didn't have much of a sense of humor, and I don't think he had told me a joke since we were kids. "Yeah," He said. "Ready?" "Okay go ahead." This should be good I thought. "Okay," Mark began putting his hands up as if bracing me for it. "Here goes; why is Halloween the best holiday down in West Virginia?" I thought for a minute then shrugged;

They’d been total cuties, too. “Hey, happy Halloween, you guys,” I called, unable to help myself when I snidely added, “Don’t choke on a Kit Kat and die or anything.” They didn’t even bother to turn around as they flipped me off over their shoulders. Yep, I’d totally called it. Assholes in training. “Well, bless their hearts,” I murmured, turning away and starting back up the sidewalk.

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

Natasha Bates did not get home until two in the morning, and the dinner I had made had gone completely cold. She had just finished meeting up with her guy best friend, Stanley Rogers, and even posted on social media. [True happiness is celebrating Independence Day with your bestie!] She did it on purpose. She knew I had her notifications turned on, so I got the notification the moment she uploaded something. She watched me silently clear away the cold food and said indifferently, "I already told you I wasn't coming home. What's with that expression?"

— 'That wasn't funny. "Yes, it was," said the speaker. Swat laughs are becoming more frequent. "Yeah, that was also the night we were sworn in as cops." It was, actually, "one of the most memorable days of my life." It is —me too—, as the saying goes. The night before, we had cake and ice cream as a treat before going to sleep. We slept a lot on Swat 's birthday as we stayed up late the night before, but it was one of his favorite things so he didn't mind.

Just run. Don’t stop running.. Happy bloody birthday to me..

No, it wasn’t out of boredom, but fear or something–because they had all opposed the idea, saying that Dante would prefer they use their time for more productive things than throwing a birthday party. Of course, it had only taken them a few minutes because I had taken on the major work—baking the cake and making everything else look good. "Guys, lighten up, come on," I drawled, finally tired of it. "You all should really be happy today. One of you had another day added to his life. You know it isn’t easy, right? People die every day." No response. Sighing, I continued, "Do you guys think the military shouldn’t celebrate any moment they get because they could die in the war? That means they s

Clearing my throat, I began, "To Ihudiya…” "Let's raise our glasses to Ihudiya! Not just another year, but countless shared smiles, unforgettable adventures, and a bond that feels like home. May your day be filled with joy, love, and dreams coming true, just like you fill ours with warmth and inspiration. Here's to you, Ihudiya, happy birthday!”

“Think bigger.” Everyone laughs.

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