Happy Holidays Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Thank you all so much for your patience and all the love you've shown my stories! Wishing you all the happiest of holidays! Much love, Cara

And I almost crashed when his voice tickled my ear and he whispered, “What do you mean by that?” But I won’t give in easily. I retained my stance and said, “You should cut back on work. This is the holiday period, you should be having fun, not tracking business details. You don’t see me calling Tiffany every minute, do you?” He shook his head. “That’s because I want to enjoy this holiday.” I lightly poked his chest. “You should do the same.” "I get you, baby. But..." "Mmm. Mmm. No buts." I shook my head. "No buts at all. We are all here to have a good time and you are included. I will not allow something that’s not an emergency to ruin another holiday.”

Even though I've proven time and time again, I'd be the same ol' same. ps. happy birthday to every body this year in advance. Enjoy it, or you'll regret it. January 9th · I'd like to say goodbye to universe. I've been waiting to go. January 19th · yay. back to school. January 25th · am I ok? No, hehe. lemme laugh about it. April 10th · hey who believes in zodiacs? I do. July 6th · it's cold outside I'm cold inside

The drive through the town managed to bring back my happy mood as I excitedly marveled at all the holiday decorations. "Remind me to get sunglasses if I don't want to get blinded by all the holiday lights here," He grumbled. "Sure, I'd put that in my notes app next to the note about you getting a personality transplant," I said sweetly. "Add another note for me to get a six pack of beer. Cause I'm going to have to stay drunk for the next fifteen days to survive this." I nodded in agreement, "perfect, cause I'll need you to be passed out in the pool house to be able to get through the next few days. Your obvious alcohol problem would make the perfect explanation for our eventual divorce."

A girl wearing a ballgown or dressed like a princess is shrieking and dancing with the rhythm like someone who escaped the mental institution and a guy who looks like a prince but acting like the villain. "Sing happy birthday," I yelled and laughed when I heard someone really sang it. "You crazy woman," Quel commented. I laughed. "Craziest with you, Joker." "Happy Birthday, Jha!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. "Best day ever! Woo-hoo!" We were still wearing a big smile and laughing when we arrived at our destination. I'm glad that ride didn't ruin my hair and make up. "That was fun." I clapped.

'Just for today, smile a little more. Just for today, ask someone how he or she is really doing. Just for today, remember, while some may have it better than you do, there are others whom definitely have it worse than you! Just for today, just let go, just for today. Good times are a reminder and a reward for dealing with the difficult and challenging times we all go through. The trick is to celebrate the good times in advance of the difficult times. Always remember, good times await you after the difficult times pass.'

He said gently place the note our table then moved two steps back "Thank you Give us a minute will you" He said with a slight nod to the server who got the message and moved back his initial position "So we have................. 1) We are so lucky to have been enjoying you for so long! Here’s to many more years of fun, laughter and memories. Happy birthday, Grandma! 2) Happy birthday, Grandma! I hope this next year brings you tons of laughter, good health, great memories and lottery tickets. You are in my thoughts and heart daily. I love and miss you very much

I apologized. “It’s okay. I wanted you to have a nice Christmas dinner with your friend. You can visit Big Dandy.” I laughed. “There is no big Dandy over here, Mom. We only have fancy hotels and restaurants that I can’t pronounce half of the things on their menu.” I replied, getting soaked into the cheerfulness and sweetness I feel whenever I’m speaking to my mom. “Oh, that’s true. I heard Kinston is for the rich. Never knew it was that bad. But are there medium financially sensible places you both could go? Somewhere affordable?”

Scar asked,as she served another glass for herself. “Who brought up that notion you can't be happy when you are poor impossible” Summer seconded. “I mean I can be depressed on a vacation” Scar announced,as she drank more. “That's the spirit,how can we are sad while drinking champagne by this fancy pool in this fancy house” Summer answered laughing as she leaned closer to her. “You kid me not,how can you be happy when you are hungry” Scar asked,she was also laughing. “Don't even give me the details”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.