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Tempting My Ex-fiance's Uncle

Tempting My Ex-fiance's Uncle

He jerked up from his seat as he hung up immediately, which was suspicious. 'Why did he look like he was caught doing something wrong?’ I thought, but shrugged it off. “What are you doing here? You should be sleeping already” he exhaled. “I can't sleep,” I replied angrily. “Why?” “I don't want to sleep alone, it's actually boring in there, too big. I can't fall asleep.” “Do you want to play when sleeping?” He teased me. “Lucian!” I pouted. “It's okay, I'm done with work as well, let's go to sleep” he smiled as he dipped his phone in his pocket.
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Her Bodyguard, His Target

Her Bodyguard, His Target

Now Joe was also doubting him, expecting him to be dead? “You never know, shit hits the fan sometimes.” Joe was chuckling. Hunter frowned, waiting for Joe to stop laughing at his stupid joke. Joe suddenly stopped laughing. “I was joking brother man.” “If you're done 'joking' I have something I need you to get me.” “What?” “Melatonin.” “What? You do drugs now?” “What?” “That's like cocaine and shit, right?” “Joe, it's a bloody sleeping pill.” “You haven't been sleeping, have you?”
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The Texas Mutiny Series

The Texas Mutiny Series

The pop of a comb on my head jars me awake. "Ow!" I cry. "What'd you do that for?" "You keep falling asleep in my chair," Quincy quips. "Makes it impossible to get this color done right if your head keeps bobbing." "Sorry. I don't know what my problem is," I admit. "I can't seem to get enough sleep lately." "It's all those late-night romps with your lover," Geni sing-songs.
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Contract Marriage With My Ex's Boss

Contract Marriage With My Ex's Boss

"I thought it'd get better when I was done with college, but it only got worse. I could go nights without sleeping at all. Then, out of nowhere, my body would crash at the worst possible times.” I frown. “What’s the worst time it’s happened?” He sips his coffee, lips quirking. "I once fell asleep in the middle of a business meeting. My dad had to instruct them to dump a bucket of ice water on me to wake me up." I gasp. “Oh my God. You’re joking.”
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1001 Ways to Make My Husband Cheat

1001 Ways to Make My Husband Cheat

[Hannah] “If the rumor isn’t true, just do your job well. Eventually, the rumor will die down on its own.” A quote by Grace. But that wasn’t true. It didn’t disappear. Hannah’s eyes flew open at three in the morning. Beads of sweat rolled down her forehead. She gasped for breath, patting her chest to calm herself down. She'd been having trouble sleeping for days ever since she first heard the rumor. Even when she did fall asleep, the words she’d read in Grace’s group chat would suddenly appear in her dreams, causing her to wake up in this state.
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Virginity at auction

Virginity at auction

I didn't understand why these things affected me. "Rest, America," is the only thing he says to me. How cold it is. “Equal. If you hear me snoring at night please don't judge me “I joked to lighten the mood a bit. And it worked because my boss laughed. "I promise you I won't." Well, it won't be so bad to spend a night with him after all. "It's time to get up, America," I felt a voice half asleep and awake. "Come on, wake up, sleepyhead," this time I felt a small touch on my buttock. I immediately reacted.
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My Badboys Alphas

My Badboys Alphas

Zack lectured, I gave up and allowed them do what they want, it's not like they would listen to me anyway I finished eating and started sleeping again, “Guys I think I'm still feeling sleepy” I pouted “Huh? Is that normal?” Dante gasped in confusion “Idiot, shit up if you got nothing to say” Dell spanked his head “At this rate I think my head needs a surgery” Dante joked and the others shook their heads tiredly “Stop with the lame jokes it's not funny'' Zack said with an eye roll “You all should get up from the bed can't you see she's sleepy” Jade yelled and threw a pillow at Zack and Dante, they both stood up quick,
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Loving You To The Grave

Loving You To The Grave

She assumed a serious tone . " Well , you put me off-guard ! Nevertheless , I thought it unwise of me to go to sleep without knowing how your day ended . Perhaps , you could say I just wanted to hear your melodious voice . Sleep has eluded me , and who knows ? It could lull me to sweet slumberland !" He gave a vibrant laughter . " You are funny , you know ?" " So it has been said of me !" " We just met today , and you are talking of elusive sleep ? Am sure there's someone who has been lulling you to sleep ?"
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HATE ME

HATE ME

I dropped onto my bed and brought out my phone, ready to call up a private investigator. . . . (Next day: morning.) Vera's P. O. V ' Sleep doesn't help, if it's your soul that's tired.' I read that quote somewhere and I can say it has stuck to me ever since. I find it hard to believe when people say they'll sleep over their problems and they'll be fine. Sleeping doesn't solve anything, whether we like it or not. The problems will still be there, might get even worse if you're not careful.
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A Royal Pain In The Texts

A Royal Pain In The Texts

Yes_you_suck You can consider yourself dead. Chloe_awesome_scott You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?! BEACH! Why was I even worrying? Cereal_killer Wth is wrong with you Soph? Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds? I_pooped I can't sleep. Please don't leave me alone guys. Please? Yes_you_suck You can't sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today. Chloe_awesome_scott
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queenle prudent
well done! im just grateful to have read this story eventhough, there are parts that may seem shallow/simple, but hey it really made me escape my life's trouble by making me laugh...i still cant move on about the "shawn mendez" obsession of Liam, caleb's intimate affection towards food and so on....
KLH
Any chance there will be a follow up story to this?! Id LOVE to see what happens after they graduate, and if they can make things work. Really good story, author! Took a bit to get used to the way it was written, but once I did, it was smooth sailing from there. Good little laughs throughout, too!
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