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Fake Or Real?

Fake Or Real?

He was laughing. " Not at all... You know if I don't sleep for two nights then the third day I can even sleep while standing. " " This is too much, you are kidding me. " " Trust me, If I sleep all of a sudden under that condition and if anyone asks me anything, I start behaving as if I am drugged or given the medicine so that I can only speak the truth. I would even admit that I murdered someone if I really had. I mean to say that I lose control over my mind. And the funniest part is, that I won't remember anything about it when I get up. " he was looking at me with surprise and then he burst out laughing.
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The Frozen Heart

The Frozen Heart

'Sometimes the most productive thing that you can do is sleep,' I always abide by this quote which I once founded in Google and was so impressed that I wrote it down on a chart paper with red and black marker and pasted it on the display board in my room. For someone like me who needs almost ten to eleven hours of sleep, the idea of getting up at six in the morning after going to bed at two is almost like capital punishment and today being Sunday makes the situation doubly dreadful.
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Dancer Or Soldier Of Time

Dancer Or Soldier Of Time

"The Bullets Go Through The Heated Shafts! To Penetrate The Enemy Faster Then The Sword Can Reach The Hide Of Our Enemies' Behinds! As They Run In Fear Of Our Might!" -face palm- I would throw something at that idiot if it wasn't for the harnesses and the multiple bursts of *PFFfffft* They all started to giggle uncontrollably at that simple stupid sentence. Letting them have this moment I go to sleep in the R.S. so I would be in peak condition when shit hit the fan. The small distortion slowly came closer as time went on and everyone else also took a nap. But not until they locked everything down in any case of emergency.
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Velvet and vengeance: stripped by the enemy

Velvet and vengeance: stripped by the enemy

“Get some sleep. We'll leave in the morning.” "Has anyone ever told you that you look much better in just joggers than those tuxedos you wear all day?" I rolled my eyes before I tore away my gaze from him to my phone. "Get some rest and shut the fuck up.”
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Why the moon roars

Why the moon roars

Don't tell me you still need those stupid melatonin I rolled my eyes in annoyance. “I wasn't asleep, I was getting good dick, you bastard,” I said in my head. Whatever. Me 7:34am : I already said sorry Jeez We have to turn off our phones now so… Me 7:35am : Bye.
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When All Seems Impossible

When All Seems Impossible

I pushed him but he didn't even care to let out a single word and kept sleeping like a sloth. Some people are granted with great skills. Just like that some people are granted with lathergic skills. Michael was in the latter group. "Michael!" I said while pulling the blanket from him. "Oh! Baby slow down. Not that horny. Pls. Have mercy on me darling." I laughed as he said that. He's got a problem of speaking while sleeping. Nice rhyme! "Come on! Micki. Wake up!" I shouted. But he kept moaning and screaming 'Baby!'.
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A Deal with the Devil

A Deal with the Devil

My voice coming just above a whisper. "You slept?" I blinked registering Colton's voice. "Yeah sorry, a long night I guess." "That's okay, I'm just about to sleep too. You didn't reply for ten minutes so decided to call." "Sorry, didn't know when sleep came over." "Sleep now. Goodnight. Sweet dreams. Miss me." I smiled. "Nope, it's said that you can't sleep if someone is remembering you and you need your beauty sleep." "Please I am handsome as it is."
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Keromokona
Totally enjoyed this book! Love the bickering of the main leads and the friendships amongst the group. Minor errors but does not affect the general feel of the book. Glad I decided to read this. Keep up the good work! ...
Allie
I really enjoyed this book. It made me laugh and cry. Appreciate the connection with that was shared between the friends and family. I also enjoyed the way the author tied in the crime / mystery into the book.
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I Command You

I Command You

said Commander Apollo Madrid. I secretly rolled my eyes because of what he said. Do we still look like we can? We almost died here in squatting. We are not robots to not feel tired. Apart from the time we spent squatting here, we were also sleepy. It is bad for the body to stay up late. Lack of sleep mostly results in the weakening of the body, resulting in illness. So it's not good to stay up late. "Can't we sleep yet? What time is it?" I immediately asked him. Does he have no consideration for trainees like us? Everyone is sleeping.
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Rivals Or Lovers

Rivals Or Lovers

“You what?” He scratched the back of his neck. “Yeah, okay, when I say it out loud, it sounds worse.” I just gawked at him for a moment, my pulse still erratic. “You’re unbelievable.” “You’re welcome,” he shot back, rubbing his elbow where he’d hit the floor. “Next time I’ll let you freeze to death, Captain Ice Cube.” “I wasn’t freezing!” “You literally said cold like twenty times in your sleep!” I pressed a palm to my forehead, groaning. “God, this is so messed up.”
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Assassin's Baby

Assassin's Baby

Argh I am still sleepy. " You're not alone sis! Maybe our husbands are cheating on us?!" " Those jerks, I will kill my husband later when I get home later!" God I can't take this anymore I need them to shut up! " Me too sis !" "Argh! Could you please quiet up, I'm trying to sleep!" I sprang out of bed and yelled at the nurses who were chatting loudly. "Oh good morning ma'am, we're sorry to disturb your sleeping. We can't help but appreciate how adorable you are with your husband when sleeping," the nurse apologized with a smile.
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