Novel & Cerita Funny Raps To Roast Your Friends

Webster said Sam flipped her stiff ass weave and finished When we walked back to our sits, San was saying shit under her breath "Speak up" Diamond said as we took our seats "Girl ain't nobody stunting you" Sam said while mugging Diamond "Okay but don't y'all shit" Diamond said shrugging Roxy was laughing like this was the funniest thing ever "What's funny" Sam said "You are" Roxy said "No bitch you're funny, don't think just cause you have black friends that make you black" "I love black people but I know I'm not black so please shut up with that"

Apne roothein, paraaye roothein Yaar roothe naa Khwaab tootein, waade tootein Dil ye toote naa (x2) Roothe to khuda bhi roothe Saath chhoote naa (x2) O Allah Waariyan O main toh haariyan O tooti yaariyan mila de oye! Translation: My dear ones and strangers can be upset But may my friends never be upset with me My dreams and promises can break

You keep in contact with certain exes Do you, though, trust me, *beep*, it's cool, though Said that you was workin', but you're out here chasin' culo And putas, chillin' poolside, livin' two lives I could've did what you did to me to you a few times But if I did decide to slide, find a *beep* *beep* him, suck his *beep*, you would've been pissed But that's not my M.O., I'm not that type of bitch And karma for you is gon' be who you end up with You make me sick, *beep * Jason was impressed with my rapping and smiled at me, and can I just say that I am really appreciating Jason now- yes, after looking down at him so many times- his mesmerizing smile almost made me forget the lyrics. Almost. T

I was greeted by my group of friends. " Good evening friends." I slammed the shoulder of my friend Ravi. He was one of my old friends. " Good evening. Where were you? We have been waiting for you for a long time. There are so many beauties who are desperate to have our attention." Ravi laughed at his joke. "Come let us have drinks. " We all proceed to the drinks counter.

As people cheered to my fucking performance, A shout came out from the air as the door blasted off. "HOW DARE YOU RAPE MY BEST FRIEND?!"

She was a kind-hearted soul and truly one of a kind which always made me feel lucky to call her my best friend. “You know what? Fuck them. All of them. Fuck Blaze, fuck Noah, fuck Nate, fuck john, and fuck Andres. Like enough! If they want us, let them beg for it” With that said, I lift my plastic Cola cup and fake-toast with Ava as we both down our remaining drinks. ****

"Lucky for me, I'm a fun person." ~~~ "...It's like I just single-handedly annihilated, You know every rap bitch in da building like like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewenski, Nicki Da Ninja, Nicki Da Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie. Like, I mean I don't even know why you girls even bother at this point..." Cara stops rapping after a second of realizing the music has stopped. She turns to see Xander holding the remote with a big frown on his face.

This monster, I hope you're still alive Roses are red And so are some lipstick My poems probably making you guys sick But once you see it you'll know you've come to the end of another episode You could do something better than reading it though Like maybe kissing Santa on a mistletoe Yeah you got me I just wanted a rhyme Thanks for reading my lines (see what I did there) If you laugh you'll surely die Sorry don't be scared I'm just kidding Am probably sure you're wishing for this to end Okay then,see you next time, swipe up for the rest

Not only did she avoid prison, but she even became an Internet celebrity by exploiting my death for attention and sympathy, making a fortune from it. The phantom pain from those stab wounds still felt fresh, like it was carved into my bones. I swallowed the hatred churning inside me and forced myself to look calm. "El, once you get into a top university and make it big, don't forget about me." Elise's face beamed with pride. She couldn't hide her grin. "Nova, you're my best friend. Of course, I won't forget you when I'm rich." Then her expression shifted slightly, and worry crept across her face.

I was close to him More than I was to the rest but he alway takes it upon himself to make my life miserable . " I thought you guys have some where to go". I asked trying to change the topic. " awnnn some one is trying to chase us away"" mark said mocking me. " Mason pls don't miss us too much while we are gone". Matthew said still imitating a girls voice and they walked out laughing Because of that stupid girl my friends are making fun of me damnit . I laid down to rest when the door opened again we're they back to tease me again? oh God pls not now I need to rest. I raised my head to shout at them