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She is the daughter of an exiled maid. He is the heir of a wealthy leader. She is shunned by her rank. He is praised for it. She's the Omega. He's the future Alpha. Ava Rose and Jace Weston. Two opposites bounded by destiny. On his 20th birthday, Jace Weston reaches the day every Wolf eagerly awaits; today he would finally meet his mate, the one true soul chosen by the Moon Goddess to bond with him for eternity. But what if his true love, his mate isn't entirely what he hoped for?

"I wonder if I'll ever find love. Maybe so. Maybe not. Someday I'll know." Most supernaturals try to stay out of the spotlight. More so if you're hunted by not just humans, but other supernaturals as well. So 17-year-old Cayce Vance did just that, keep quiet and be invisible. But because of recent events, he moves to a small town near the ocean, away from the hustle and bustle of a metropolis. Here, Cayce hopes to live out his senior year in peace. What he doesn't know is that he's moved right into werewolf territory. And not just any werewolf territory. The werewolf king's territory. The new king of the werewolves, Bennet Fitzroy, has just turned 18, the age when you find your mate if you're a werewolf. He yearns for his mate, whoever it may be. What happens when he learns that his mate is a creature that is half-demon half-angel? And how can Bennet love something that he doesn't know, and how can Cayce love what he fears? A teen romance between a big alpha teddy bear and a tiny cute beastie.

A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door. I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in. [The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!] [He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!] [Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.] The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands. It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils. I tried holding out my hand, and the black snake stared in disbelief. Two seconds later, it obediently rubbed its head against my fingers.

Welcome to Pornstation. No plot. No sweetness. No fade-to-black. Just raw, dripping, filthy sex that will leave you soaking and aching for more. From massive cocks stretching tight holes to messy cream-filled endings, each story in this collection is designed to make you cum as you read. If you’re ready for wall-slamming fucks, obscene dirty talk, and shameless pleasure that never stops, this is your station. One-handed reading highly recommended.

How can a young, cute man have bad intentions? He just wants to "warm your bed". Open it and experience a whirlwind romance. “I Slept With My Ex-boyfriend's Uncle” When I was drunk, I went to see my ex-boyfriend and tried to get back with him. But when I woke up, I found his uncle lying beside me. “A Brave Jump to My Crush” A love story between an aloof Prince Charming and a funny underachieving girl。 I had been in love with him for many years, and I finally went after him. On the night of our classmate reunion, I pretended to be drunk. I took his clothes off and tried to sleep with him. But I regretted it halfway through.

IVAN MILLER, IS THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR AND A MULTI BILLIONAIRE, WHO IS ALSO A SECRET DON OF UNDERWORLD, MOST FEARED MAFIA BOSS. CASSANDRA WILLIAMS, A BRATTY AND FREE SOUL CAR RACER WHO ASKS A FAVOUR FROM THE DEVIL HIMSELF. AND A DEAL WITH DEVIL IS NEVER EASY, SPECIALLY IF THE DEVIL IS IVAN MILLER. 》THIS BOOK IS MY OWN IMAGINATION, COPYING THE STORY LINE OR SCENES WILL NOT BE APPRECIATED. 》THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT 》HAPPY READING

Contains explicit triggering rape scenes. Not recommended for the faint hearted. I do not condone rape. It's all fiction. You're welcome to stop reading, please don't leave hate speech. -> Life was not exactly peachy living as a slave but she had her brother and childhood sweetheart. What could possibly be worse... Austin Cunningham shows her what real hell is. His intention very unknown.

Lots of people are asking so here it is: Branston high series order - Jake, Nathan, Shane, Luke, Billy. Thank you so much for reading xxx ~~~~~ Nathan and Leanna were childhood friends until they weren't. Now, they hate one another but no one knows why. They say there's a thin line between love and hate, but do these two frenemies truly hate one another and will they have a happy ending or is there someone else trying to get in the way?

This is the story of Abhiram, a sweet and caring person, and Jhanavi, an innocent and kindhearted girl who loved each other in their college time. Unexpectedly they were separated due to misunderstandings. Abhiram was searching for her to apologize for his mistake whereas Jhanavi doesn't want to face him in her lifetime. Accidentally they will meet at the airport after a long time. To know, what happened in their past and how Abhiram convinces Jhanavi to give him a second chance for their love. Start reading the story...

This is a collection of hot romance and erotic stories that will make your heart beat faster and your mind feel excited. Are you ready for a journey full of love, desire, drama, and passion? This book has 10+ short stories, each with different characters and different feelings. Every chapter gives you a new experience and a new story to enjoy. If you love romance, emotion, and spicy moments, this book is for you. Start reading… your new favorite stories are waiting.