Funny Rizz Novels & Stories

Sparklingness? I told myself I had enough of my ribs aching and entered the car, still laughing. He joined me and the door closed. “You are terrible at rizzing a woman.” “Is that what they call it now? Rizz? I thought it was wooing.” “You’re still terrible at it.” “But I got you to get into the car, didn’t I?” he asked with a smile. “Now you sound like a human trafficker,” I blurted, and his gaze turned to outright shock.

Arian tried again, narrowly missing Jeffrey's perfect score who was scowling at him. "Says the mama's boy." He snorted and earned a glare, plus a wicked chuckle from Ricky. "Enough of this shit. Let's hang elsewhere, I'm bored." Ricky plopped down on a couch and balanced his drink on his forehead. "There's this crazy club 'De funz' which launched about a month ago. Everyone's been talking about it at school. Wanna crash?" Jeffrey brought out his phone and scrolled through it. "Definitely." Ricky, who was in simple clothes groaned and stood up to get dressed. They turned to look at the young master who had a clearly not interested look on.

Rissa exclaimed and there goes another bursting laughter of Maiari's friends. “As much as we wanted, Rissa,” said Maiari, “But it's so hard to catch it! You should've gone with us.” “No, girl, thanks. I just wanted to eat.” Rissa then again hit Jasmine, they're laughing again. Jasmine is about to die in laughter, still managed to talk and say what she's about to let them know. “Guys, I missed the buttered shrimp! How I wished D'Andre caught a fish net full of yummy, chubby and big shrimps!”

Roselle said with firmness and seriousness but she jolted when suddenly a loud laugh echoed in her room. Dennis the terrible joker!!!

“ maybe, but not more cuter than the girl in first raw, second place “ commented Ram casually “ Nice, huh you’ve good taste though “ Ram had a devilish smirk on his face. Rishi raised his eyebrows at him with a knowing look. “I mean it da, look at your choice….Anu “ said Ram remarking about how Rishi gets best in everything. Rishi smiled sheepishly on the mention of Anu, but his smile didn’t last long when Ram added “ however i won’t appreciate Anu’s taste in guys “ “ You say that one more time, and I'll poison your food for sure “ Rishi hissed, totally not in a mood of fun. “ i was just kidding, tried to lit up your mood “ Ram explained, Rishi didn’t say anything, he just gave a slight nod

I replied to her and she let out a soft howl. “Yeah..the girl’s so hot. I can see why you can not have enough of her,” Rizz joked. Oh my fucking gosh! Was I actually having adult discussion with Rizz? “Girl, where have you been and why did you just abandon me like that?” I questioned Rizz. “You should thank me. Your weakness without me made you stumble into the panties of the hottest Luna in the kingdom.” Rizz was making me laugh. For a moment I forgot all about my troubles and thoughts concerning Charlotte and I was in a good mood.

But even as I dismissed Crystal’s antics, a small voice in the back of my mind reminded me that she wouldn't back down that easily. And if there was one thing I knew about Crystal, it was that she never played fair, and she never will. I mean who does? “That Hazel girl is hot.” Ric said with a huge grin plastered on his face. “Again? How many women do you fall in love with in a year?” I raised a brow at him. “Trust me, this one is different. I can already picture our future together.” He looked like a teenager who had just seen his crush. “Get a life. Don is throwing a party soon, that's what Crystal was telling me, she wanted to be my date.”

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

So many topics were created. #NancyExaggeratedWeddingMoney130KActually1300 #GroomKicksPregnantBrideCausingMiscarriage Some shot to the top of trending lists, racking up millions of discussions within just a few hours. Netizens were furious. [My god, I've really seen it all now. Even monsters can disguise themselves as people these days?] [This is ridiculous. Doesn't he know how much money his own family has? What kind of idiot is he?]

~~~Sally~~~~~ “Oh my gawd Sall ,when I told you to show him who you are I didn't meant for you to be violent towards him” Celine laughed after hearing my story . “You should have seen how pathetic his face look when I struck his Indiana bones” I cooed while dramatically twisting my face. Celine laughed until a Buble appeared on her nose. “You are so dead” She muttered trying to catch her breath. “Mhh,I think he is the one who is dead,not me”