Funny Rizz Novels & Stories

“Who said they had a new girlfriend yesterday?” “Errr ... you ... jealous?” Rizki asked carefully. Syila clutched her chest, she looked at Rizki with an extremely annoyed look. “What do you think?” “Sorry, Syil, it's not that I want to play with you, but——” Syila smiled sweetly. “It's okay, I'm not jealous either. After all, I've already told you, haven't I, that I'm not interested in dating before I'm twenty-five?”

His command came out sharp and definitive and it sent waves of unease through everyone present. Riven, standing nearby, couldn’t help but chuckle, his grin revealing a mix of admiration and mischief. “Told you she wasn’t boring,” he remarked, the laughter in his voice contrasting sharply with the gravity of the situation unfolding around us. It was an attempt to ease the tension perhaps, or maybe it was simply the thrill of the impending chaos that exhilarated him.

Let's see what everyone else has to say. The netizens, smelling gossip, swarmed in and began condemning my behavior one after another. Some even managed to find my account through tiny clues and flooded my comment section with abuse. "You monster. You just can't stand to see anyone else happy, can you? You must be desperate for a woman to even fantasize about your friend's girlfriend. How pathetic. Your friend treated you like a brother, and this is how you repay him?" "Oh my god, how can you do this to your friend? What is wrong with you? It's just a woman—is she worth obsessing over like this? Just kill yourself already."

She'd laughed harder. Lizzie's hardest laugh came three years ago when Richard, fresh from his first few weeks of high school physics had figured out that "I" was the letter for electrical current and the Greek letter "mu" was the symbol commonly used for a coefficient of friction. Thus, "I mu" meant "current friction" referring to how her finger was rubbing across his skin. Lizzie had nearly wet herself laughing, "Dumbass, I wrote that for you when I was ten years-old. I barely understood what you just said now. How the hell could I have meant that then?"

"You didn't actually think you were going to be the next Donna of the Griffin family, did you?" ... My mind went blank. I didn't know how to react. As the shock wore off, I pulled away from Rhys's embrace and awkwardly scrambled to pick up my clothes from the carpet. All I wanted was to get out of there. But Rhys stopped me. "Maeve, wait." He caught my wrist, his voice laced with amusement. "You haven't misunderstood our relationship, have you?" The words "just having fun" hit me like a bullet. I could barely breathe, my fingers trembling so much I couldn't fasten my bra.

Zainab looked very weak at the moment. “What should I do” she asked revealing her helplessness. “Knock him on the head with the hill of your shoes.” Risha commented nonchalantly, everyone laughed at the supposed joke, little did they know the crazy girl wasn’t joking at all. “Regain your real self” Risha continued, you are not bad looking at all, so don’t let any joker make you feel low, don’t ever let someone’s opinion of you determine how you perceive yourself. So, the next time that guy annoys you or treats you wrong, make a conscious effort to give him a piece of your mind, express yourself without fear, if he is dumb enough to leave because you speak up, then the fool never deserved you

I say, but I can’t help the small smile tugging at my lips. “Suit yourself,” Lennon replies with a shrug, grabbing his books. “But if you change your mind, you know where to find me. Now that we’ve had our emotional moment, I have a proposition,” Lennon says, his smirk returning. “I’ll quiz you on stats later if you stop spiraling. Deal?” Willow snorts. “Only you would think stats are the solution to everything.” Lennon shrugs. “They usually are.” Despite myself, I chuckle. The tension in my chest starts to ease as the team shifts their focus back to their gear and chatter.

Rafael said to him. “I’m the pack hacker,” Regen said and Slade laughed. “For once, Regen, I’m going to say something nice about you. What this guy can do and find out, will scare you,” Slade said. “Thanks, Slade, you just made my heart go all fuzzy,” Regen said. “Probably from the fungus in your brain,” Slade said. “Sure it is, ass breath,” Regen said. “Calm down, kids,” I said to them.

"What's this? I tried with you again, Connor. Do you have to push so hard? Can't you let me beat you once?" Connor gave me a lazy glance, his tone carrying the same fake modesty. "Likewise, Anita. Tying with you is ruining my win rate." Our exchange was irritatingly smug, but the strangers who heard our names immediately realized we were the two students at the top of the board. Everyone crowded around us. "Anita? Connor? They're the ones in first and second?!" "How did they score that high? That's unbelievable!" "What the hell! You two are absolute geniuses! Can I add you as friends on Facebook?"

Raze put his arm around me and we both faced Razen. I was stunned for a few seconds before howling with laughter when I realized what happened. Razen jumped into the rice field like a frog when his brother kicked him. He was finally bathing in the mud, only his eyes were white now. "You guys are bullies!" He pointed at us with glaring eyes. "Be thankful I'm nice, but shiit bro, this is disgustîng shiit!" "And you?" Raze chuckled. "Wow! Really? Do I look disgusting to you, huh?" he asked resentfully. "With a face as handsome as mine?"