Funny Rizz Novels & Stories

I couldn't even imagine how horrified Vasha would be if my best friend said the wrong thing, which let's be honest, she did a lot. At my suggestion, Liza crossed her sky blue eyes and raised the spoon she'd been mixing the pancake batter with over her head dramatically. “Sure, just let me brush up on my Russian real quick! No big deal, I should have it down pat in a few hours. Easy.” Her voice dripped with sarcasm, and it made me scoff loudly. “You’re such a cunt, Liz.” "Well, yeah. What rock have you been living under for the past 6 years Ceen?"

We'd been friends for years, ever since our college days, and there was a comfort in being with people who knew you so well. "Hey there, stranger," Raquel murmured, drawing me into a loving hug. "We were starting to think you weren't coming." "Please, you know me better than that," I said with a grin. We settled in around the table, catching up on one another's life and reminiscing about old times. Risha regaled us with humorous stories from her last vacation excursion, while Vonn mocked her about how she makes use of I*******m filters. "I mean, seriously, Risha, you don't need to add bunny ears to every single photo you take," Vonn added, jokingly rolling his eyes.

My stomach chose that moment to grumble loudly, spoiling the romance of the moment. For a moment we just sat there and then I started to giggle. “What is so funny?” Ruin was laughing right along with me although he was trying to hide it. “Nothing.” I hiccuped. “I’m just laughing because at least I didn’t fart or anything.” Shaking his head Ruin pushed the menu across the table towards me. “Let’s get you fed woman, I think you are going crazy. And we all know that after crazy comes hangry and no one wants that.”

she said while giggling. "Eww!" the three of them said in chorus. "Tsk! KJ's!” Mics answered. Rhezi just laughed as she sneaked some glances at the man whom Mics was referring to. Her thoughts made her shake her head. The man at the counter was thin and not too handsome. Far from her new crush.

Rex replied, dropping the plank, the moment it landed on the floor an even louder crack echoed out across the room, “Please tell me you heard THAT one.” “Yeah, I did.” “Yep.” “Am I the only one that feels that we shouldn’t be here right now?” Lizz said looking around with a strange expression on her face. “Yep, all the time, more so now being around you lot.” “Raz you’re awake! How are you feeling buddy?” Rex said with a massive smile, clapping Raz on the shoulder. “Feels like I’ve drunken way too much liquor and then bashed my head against the ground a few times” Raz replied, moving his head from shoulder to shoulder, it cracking loudly each time.

“What’s the problem? Can’t get any in your hometown anymore, now that your old man turned psycho?” Razl fought to hold his hard smile in place, but it wasn’t easy. Slipping the bouncer a crisp hundred-dollar bill, he lowered his voice. “Let’s just say that I’m bored with the usual fare I get back at home. If I was looking for something a little less…tame, would this be the place to find it?”

Sandy spoke as soon as I ended my long talk. “How’d you know, girl? I think God sent you to us Hazel, I have always seen those girls on reality tv host their friends and say weird shit and I thought I would never get one because these two certainly won’t do it for me at all” Jenny gestured to Sandy and Ria but Sandy smacked her arms away. “You see what I am saying, they don’t have a single romantic bone in their body” Jenny sneered at Ria who just stuck her tongue out at her.

Bella Risa suddenly couldn't help but laugh, Raph Conrad looked down at her with a puzzled tone: "What's funny?" Bella Risa : "It's not just… I don't think a cold-faced person like you would suddenly say he likes me, so I feel a little funny in my heart." She could not have imagined that one day she would fall in love with a dry and strict man like him. Bella Risa is a beautiful girl anyway, there are many boys chasing after her. They all went after her, and she ignored it. Therefore, she did not expect that one day she would fall in love with such a majestic man.

Give condition. “I put it on you, and you put my clothes on… after that, you have to kiss my lips… a good morning kiss.” Riri pouted angrily, "You're crazy, aren't you!" “Indeed… crazy because of you.. you're driving me crazy.. how? Do you want to.. or do you want to continue to be shirtless like that.. I don't mind if it's just the two of us…but I don't accept it if someone sees that lump of mine. They are mine..”

I rolled my eyes again and focused on the food. The tukmols ordered and started eating. Everyone is having fun, well except for me and Avie of course. They were the only ones laughing while Avie and I were looking for time to leave the cafeteria. Ugh! When will the bell ring? I'm sick of it! "Yes dude! Remember when Ryl accidentally mistook a fly for a bee!" Jizan said laughingly. "And the bee stung him a lot of times!" Jax added. "Shut up, mother fuckers. That still hurts a lot!" Ryl said annoyed.