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Don't it look like I've got more important things to do, to focus on? Parker poured drinks for everyone. He held his high up, clanking it with some metal, suggesting a toast. "To more Wins!" "To more Wins," everybody cried out, concurring. He continued, "And to you Sophia, our Star gurlllll." I paused. Did Parker just say 'gurlllll', and also in a very ridiculous voice? Looks like, I wasn't the only one that noticed, as everyone immediately burst into laughter. "C'mon Sophia, you can do this, you have to do it. Think about Conrad and Simon, they need the money, you need the money," I said to myself.

"Connor Pierce is the campus heartthrob. Why would a guy like that fall for someone like you, ordinary as you are? I was helping you. Testing whether he really loves you." Cassidy caught on and let out a mocking laugh. "I knew it. Tara was helping you, and you throw a tantrum? You really think highly of yourself." Holly piled on. "It's just a couple of dumb flyers in a group chat. You are so fragile. We're in college–people joke around." It hit me, listening to them, how easily I'd let this happen the first time around. That had ended with me locked in a basement by some pervert who saw the flyer.

Some Crazy Coincidences Kristen smoothened the imaginary wrinkles from her black skirt, she hoped that she looked as official as she wanted to. She was pretty nervous that morning as she was about to present a project to her father’s would-be partners. Kristen had purposefully added a lot of makeup to her face so that she would look older and hopefully, more professional.

– He even gave me the phone. - Oh, for the love of God, your mother put honey on you instead of talcum powder? – Rick scoffed. – You can't be anything but sweet, Alessandro, women are all over you. We all burst out laughing and the guys' jokes were endless. In the end, my day had been terrible, but my friends managed to make my night better.

"And look Riza, they shaved themselves bare." "I see that. Why don't we watch that one fuck his buddy while that one licks my p*ssy," added Riza. Lucas had Riza remove her jeans and panties exposing her black bush. She sat on the couch and spread her legs wide as I gave Lucas's d*ck one last good suck before he removed it from my mouth and I crawled over to Riza. I took a tentative lick with my tongue. Her hair was much thicker than my wife's well trimmed p*ssy and her musky scent was definitely stronger. As I pushed my tongue between the folds of her p*ssy, I felt her lips getting wetter. I spread her pink lips with my fingers as I ran my tongue along her slit and sucked on her cl*t. She m

Later, Riyo believed me and smirked. “So, you’re hella a filthy rich girl, huh,” he said. I just smirk from what he said. “And another one, if I lose, you’ll cut both of my hands.” I felt Franz's hold on to my arm tighten. “Zaina, stop it now, please. Geez, you’re getting yourself into trouble,” Franz said worriedly and tried to stop me. Another laugh was heard in the area, they think that I’m just kidding? “You’re really funny,” Riyo said, and amusement can be heard in his voice.

@RISHI POV@ I woke up early and went to college I don't have any mood to listen class so I went to library and having fun with a girl this weird girl why she appears infront of me all the time and she is screaming I closed her mouth and pinned her to bookshelf her fragrance is making me mad what's wrong with me or is their any magic with this little girl I want to scare her so I made a prank her expressions are really priceless lol she is scared and ran from there that made me really laugh for the first time in my life I laughed what's happening to me

His grin grows as he tries to joke. “Fuck off Ashton! Pathetic fucking child!” I watch the tears fill his eyes as he runs out slamming the door. Shit, I panicked. I didn’t want him to know, and his joke was his attempt to make me happy. To cheer me up knowing this isn’t animal blood. The memory burns me, I glance at him seeing the same damn look in his eyes. "Sorry. I didn't exactly sleep well last night, today's events. Ignore me. Right, Rizzo and his men are dead. So that's sorted."

“Keep poking, and I might have to show you just how wrong you are.” Suzi’s nails bit into her palms, but she didn’t flinch. She forced her lips to curve in the faintest, sharpest smile. “I am not scared of you. What’s next? You are sending them cupcakes?” Ricci froze at that, his grin cracking for a heartbeat before sliding back into place. He tilted his head like he was amused, but his eyes gave him away. They narrowed, sharp and dangerous. “Cupcakes,” he repeated, voice flat. Then, slowly, he started laughing again, quieter this time. “You’re funny. I’ll give you that. You sit here in this little cage, eating stale bread, and you think you’ve still got jokes. Almost impressive.”