Funny Self Quotes

What happens when an all-business alpha planning to marry his chosen mating ceremony smells the most intoxicating fruity scent that belongs to his curvy mating ceremony planner. The confident plus size Ji'lahni Nelson, her two cousin and their best friend owns a successful Wedding planning company along with a dance self-defense workout studio, when they're asked by their new friend who is like a mother to them to plan her sons' wedding, I mean mating ceremony? What will happen when the sassy plus size women steps into a world of werewolves? Let's read to find out!

Andy tidak habis pikir dengan situasi pernikahannya. Semula dia membayangkan kalau pernikahannya akan berakhir dengan cepat dan dia bisa kembali bebas. Namun siapa sangka, Via, wanita yang dinikahinya membuat Andy dilema. Via sangat berbeda dengan wanita yang pernah dia kenal. Meski jengkel dengan sikap dan kehadiran Via dalam hidupnya, Andy juga merasa kalau saja Via menghilang dia akan menjadi hampa. Sikap Via tidak seperti wanita pada umumnya dan anehnya itu membuat Andy mulai jatuh cinta.

Can Ilongga beauty tame the dragon? Paano nga ba kung nakahanap ng katapat ang certified black sheep ng pamilya sa katauhan ng isang estranghera? Dahil sa isang malaking pustahan ng magbabarkada. Ycon, the deadliest CEO and the black sheep of the family ay aksidenteng nainlove sa isang titibo-tibong Ilongga. He was a certified womanizer in town. Katwiran ay pagdating ng panahon ipapakasal naman siya ng kanyang lolo sa babaeng hindi niya naman gusto pero nagmula sa maharlikang pamilya. Why not sulitin niya muna ang pagiging buhay binata, sayang ang genes kapag hindi natikman ng ibang chicks hindi ba? Hannah Maricor Evina Zaavedra, na taglay ang totoong tagline na basta "Ilongga Gwapa" The adopted daughter of The Zaavedra family in Iloilo. The cow girl, happy go lucky, always positive in life, maawain at mapagmahal kanino man. Paano kung magkrus ang landas ng dalawa at ang mga pinaniniwalaan ng bawat isa ay hindi magkatugma? Away-bati, aso't pusa, kulog at kidlat, araw at ulan, init at lamig ganito parati ang dalawa hanggang ang isa sa kanila ay nahulog na nga. Ngunit ang unti-unting nararamdamang ay mukhang magiging forever secret nalang sapagkat nagkaroon ng lamat ang angkan ng mga Lee at Zaavedra, dahil sa kinasangkutang eskandalo na ang pasimuno ay ang mismong ate ni Ycon at ang pinsan ni Hannah. At tila yata at inaayunan ng tadhana dahil makalipas ang walong taon ay mauungkat muli ang nakaraan sa aksidenteng pagtatagpo ng landas ng dalawa sa isang sikat na isla ng Boracay sa Aklan, at sa wakas nagkaroon nga ng pagkakataon na maisakatuparan ang dati nang plano na paghigantihan ang dalaga. "What happens in Boracay stays in Boracay." But that planned night na sa huli ay kanyang pagsisisihan dahil sa mga sikretong malalaman. Magkaka-forever pa kaya ang dalawa? Hay ang gulo-gulo na talaga!

Until recently, Carolina Lane has lived a normal life, but when she moves to this town, things change. Having Kayler Brown, the sexiest and most respected boy in school, as a neighbor is not funny at all. While Caroline is trying hard to make this bossy yet meddling boy stay out of her business, she receives death warnings: Attention, Carolina. The forest will be your new enemy. Do not approach Kayler, or otherwise, your death will be even more painful than I had planned. Who sent this letter? What is Kayler hiding behind? What's the secret of this town? Caroline desperately wants to figure out the truth. However, Kayler won’t answer the questions. He just takes her hand and gazes at her. “You are mine.” He said.

They say memories stored in our brain could be sometimes forgotten, but then the heart does not forget. Because our heart always remember, the heart recognizes our beloved when our brain couldn't. Years after they lost contact with each other, Zhanaia encountered Dion again on the same place where they met. And funny how destiny works, they met again just like how they first met, accidentally bumping with each other. Zhanaia's heart was filled with joy, she couldn't contain her happiness and jumped to hug Dion, not wanting to let him go again. But all the hope in her shattered when Dion pulled away from her embrace and asked her, "I'm sorry, miss, but... who are you?"

This is the tale of how the sexist remark, "Men are scum," was delivered to me on a scalding plate! Guess what? It all started with a birthday surprise party for my boss's fiance, but I was slapped with horror when I saw my boyfriend of two years being kissed by my boss with an engagement ring around both their fingers. Turned out I had been the side chick for two bloody years! Funny enough, I wasn't served a heart break alone, my boss had also been toying with the emotions of Cole McPherson, and together we swore to take revenge. Would I still scream, "Men are slime!" at the conclusion, or will my beliefs alter in the process of seeking revenge alongside Cole?

“No i can never take you back i won’t be able to love you again.” “Then use me!” Jade is a shy, innocent girl who couldnt stand up for her self and for that reason she is been bullied in school A new student comes in one day in the middle of the bullying and saves her.

Rumah tangga yang dibina oleh Maleek dan Puteri sedikit berbeza dengan pasangan suami isteri pada umumnya. Selepas proses akad nikah, mereka masih tidak dibenarkan untuk tinggal bersama. Mengapa? Ada syarat yang Tan Sri Baharudin kenakan kepada anak serta menantunya sebelum mereka dibenarkan duduk serumah. "Kamu berdua, masih tidak dibenarkan tinggal bersama seperti suami isteri kebiasaannya." "But why, daddy?" Puteri memprotes. "Sebab, perkahwinan kamu berdua, masih digantung!" Pelbagai cabaran perlu mereka hadapai dalam tempoh Nikah Gantung ini. Jiwa dewasa yang saling mengingini terpaksa dipendam demi tuntutan syarat yang telah ditetapkan. Mampukah Maleek menahan imannya tatkala melihat isterinya yang semakin menggoda tanpa boleh berbuat apa-apa? Dan berapa lamakah tempoh Nikah Gantung yang Tan Sri tetapkan pada mereka?

Pernah merasakan gak sih, semasa sekolah kalian menulis Diary? Pernah merasakan juga kalian diikuti penguntit? Tapi tahu tidak? Kejadian ini di alami sendiri oleh Lisa, si gadis remaja sekolah yang kere dan banyak berkhayal dengan tingkat kehaluan yang tinggi. Namun bukan Lisa yang diikuti penguntit, tapi dia sendiri yang menjadi penguntit. Penguntit yang kurang beruntung, disaat kelulusan sebentar lagi, disaat itu pula Lisa baru menyadari ada lelaki super tampan di sekolahnya. Bermodalkan Diary, Lisa menuliskan semua apa yang dilakukannya sehari-hari dengan menjadi penguntit lelaki itu dan berhenti sampai Diary nya hilang. Beberapa tahun kemudian, Diary yang hilang tiba-tiba kembali dan itu menjadi awal dimana kehidupan Lisa berubah 360 derajat.

Brandon's college sweetheart, Brenda keeps on escaping in his arms because of their cruel circumstances. Meeting her again in the same work place, he ended up with a plan to win her back by abduction and a hot seduction. Who wouldn't give in into a hot temptation? On the other side, when Brenda chooses to let him go for the second time after losing her hope for their love, she sacrifice her heart and vowed to never get tangled with him again for the best. But just how things unfold with them to end up with desperate measures? Will they ever stop going in a whirlwind chase?