Funny Side-eye Novels & Stories

How many cocks do you have? -A; but a stubborn enough to last for hours! -Three minutes yeah. He said bursting with laughter. - Your mouth Mike. It only happened to me once and I made the mistake of telling you about it. -Just not finish for three minutes. - Go and show you. At least I do it myself if it only lasts three minutes. -Dude I'm fucking good you don't think so. -Is that so? The last time? -I will say 2 months? And you?

He sideglances my way at this remark, but his shoulders relax and my smile only grows. "You really can not stop worrying, can you?" I joke, poking his shoulder cheekily, "about your little friend." He rolls his eyes momentarily huffing, but I can see straight through him. How his eyes soften, how's walls crumble, even as he grumbles beneath his breath, "You are little." I gasp at this, flabbergasted, "I am short— not little." I correct. He glances at me, and I note how his eyes shine in hidden humour, as they watch me, but then his eyebrows suddenly draw in, eyes flashing forward momentarily.

I said smirking and he grin. “Well…it just that, most ladies loves to be the ‘damsel in a distress’ kind of situation!” He said, still grinning and I laughed out loud this time around. “Okay, now you are laughing?” he said with a smirk. “I am sorry about that! It just that, you are so funny when you do that eyebrows thing!” I said, trying hard not to laugh. “What eyebrows thing? Oh, you meant this eyebrows thing?” He said, doing it again and I could not hold it back anymore. We both laugh out loud. I saw leak of tears running down the corner of his right side eyes.

All the Grey's eyes focused on him. ****🙄🙄****

He scanned me for a while and realised what he was doing then looked away, but his friend kept checking me out. Snapping my fingers in front of his face, "you got googly eyes or something?" "What?" "Your eyes kept going up and down then side to side, so I was wondering if you had them." "No I don't." Greg started chuckling but hid it with a cough.

“I'll rip your tongue out, son of a bitch.” Katie growled, but he only reacted by pressing his body even harder against her, which only fueled her need. Her own body was betraying her. “Who the hell are you?” he growled, his voice piercing her skin, giving her goosebumps. He was so close to her that she stared right into her silvery eyes, which were swirling with power; this wasn't normal, even for werewolves; eyes weren't meant to do that.

"Don't worry, you can trust me to keep her in line." Elayne rolled her eyes at me, also so our parents couldn't see, and then even went as far as to repeatedly poke her tongue into her cheek in the universal sign for a blowjob. My traitorous cock twitched at the sight. It wasn't fair at all how much control over it she had.

If someone was stupid enough to try anything today, they were going to have a very bad time. Fortunately, my attention didn’t stay on possible threats for long. Something caught my eye near the opposite side of the garden. At first I thought I was imagining it. Then I blinked my eyes rapidly. Then I completely lost it. A loud laugh burst out of me. I bent over as another fit of laughter followed. Tears immediately filled my eyes. “What?” Zayden asked. I pointed my finger directly at the sight. He turned around. Then he started laughing just as hard as I was.

She gave me a side eye, combined with a weird look. What? She asked. I leaned back against the counter, my eyes mirroring her confused look. What? I questioned back? Eleanor shrugged, with a barely noticeable frown on her face. You kept looking at me in a weird way. My face flashed with a knowing surprise. Oh, I was looking at you, huh? You were. She answered. Proceeding to slice the cabbage, please pass me the knife. I obliged, opening the counters one by one in search of it, until I found it.

I smiled from ear to ear when I realized that we looked crazy wearing formal attires. Rueben showed a cross-eyed face. David did the extreme tongue-out. Aaron slipped his tongue to the side and did a cross-eyed, too. I did a stink eye while Hana displayed a duck face. Sara did a fish face, and lastly, Abi had her mouth wide opened and gave a wink. "I will post it on my I*******m!" I raised my hand immediately. "Whatever you like, Jael," Aaron said while smiling, looking at the picture, too.