Funny Side-eye Novels & Stories

i said and she narrowed her eyes "You and who?" she asked and chuckled rolling her eyes at me Immediatly she realised she did that, she turned towards me looking in my eyes nervously and i just smirked "Don't worry i won't torture you..this time. I'll just..do what i just did" i said the last word and twinkled her again She couldn't turn this time. She just faced me helplessly as she laughed. She held my hands to try removing it from her side ribs..but to no avail.

‘In their eyes, I’m a mantis shrimp? Yvette tilted her head back and laughed. When she glanced to the side and saw that figure, her laughter stopped abruptly.

I was literally about to explode from the sheer smugness of that take when he said, all serious-like, “But if you really don’t want them to look at you… we can gouge out their eyes. What do you say?” I gaped. I literally gawked at him. Two eggs could’ve fit in my mouth with how wide it was open. “Are you joking right now?” I slapped his chest. He caught my hand gently, squeezing it. His eyes? Dead serious. “I’m not.” I rolled my eyes so hard they almost left orbit. “Yeah, sure. Totally not joking. Just casually talking about eye-gouging.” “But you don’t want them to see you.” I stared at him. “Are you being dumb on purpose, or is this just how your brain works?”

How many cocks do you have? -A; but a stubborn enough to last for hours! -Three minutes yeah. He said bursting with laughter. - Your mouth Mike. It only happened to me once and I made the mistake of telling you about it. -Just not finish for three minutes. - Go and show you. At least I do it myself if it only lasts three minutes. -Dude I'm fucking good you don't think so. -Is that so? The last time? -I will say 2 months? And you?

He sideglances my way at this remark, but his shoulders relax and my smile only grows. "You really can not stop worrying, can you?" I joke, poking his shoulder cheekily, "about your little friend." He rolls his eyes momentarily huffing, but I can see straight through him. How his eyes soften, how's walls crumble, even as he grumbles beneath his breath, "You are little." I gasp at this, flabbergasted, "I am short— not little." I correct. He glances at me, and I note how his eyes shine in hidden humour, as they watch me, but then his eyebrows suddenly draw in, eyes flashing forward momentarily.

I said smirking and he grin. “Well…it just that, most ladies loves to be the ‘damsel in a distress’ kind of situation!” He said, still grinning and I laughed out loud this time around. “Okay, now you are laughing?” he said with a smirk. “I am sorry about that! It just that, you are so funny when you do that eyebrows thing!” I said, trying hard not to laugh. “What eyebrows thing? Oh, you meant this eyebrows thing?” He said, doing it again and I could not hold it back anymore. We both laugh out loud. I saw leak of tears running down the corner of his right side eyes.

“I'll rip your tongue out, son of a bitch.” Katie growled, but he only reacted by pressing his body even harder against her, which only fueled her need. Her own body was betraying her. “Who the hell are you?” he growled, his voice piercing her skin, giving her goosebumps. He was so close to her that she stared right into her silvery eyes, which were swirling with power; this wasn't normal, even for werewolves; eyes weren't meant to do that.

"Don't worry, you can trust me to keep her in line." Elayne rolled her eyes at me, also so our parents couldn't see, and then even went as far as to repeatedly poke her tongue into her cheek in the universal sign for a blowjob. My traitorous cock twitched at the sight. It wasn't fair at all how much control over it she had.

If someone was stupid enough to try anything today, they were going to have a very bad time. Fortunately, my attention didn’t stay on possible threats for long. Something caught my eye near the opposite side of the garden. At first I thought I was imagining it. Then I blinked my eyes rapidly. Then I completely lost it. A loud laugh burst out of me. I bent over as another fit of laughter followed. Tears immediately filled my eyes. “What?” Zayden asked. I pointed my finger directly at the sight. He turned around. Then he started laughing just as hard as I was.

In a star gazing style, our both palms were at the palm of our head and we leaned our head in it, soon I realized ray had been staring at me from my side. "Hey do you have web on your face?" Ray asked and I turned to look at him. "Why?" I Asked curious, "It's because it's like you have poops on your face it actually makes you look like a Star Nosed Mole." He said and laughed, I pulled a face and hit him on the shoulder before he could dodge. "Hey I don't find that funny okay..." I snapped at him pretending to be annoyed .