Funny Side-eye Novels & Stories

corner of the eye, there is something warm, overflowed, Xiao Heng palm rubbing eyes, and laugh and choking: "I am her light ah ...... hahahahahaha ......" "Who wants you to pretend to be a good person! Who wants ah! A bitch only ah, you just be honest and peaceful to be a bitch is good, you hate me is good, you curse me ah, curse me ah ...... Who wants you to be good! Who wants your gratitude! Who wants ...... to be your light! Hahahahaha ...... oooooo ......"

I can’t help myself. His face was in the middle of a joyous laugh which highlighted his ocean blue eyes, his high cheek bones and plump pink lips. He had a pout, usually only when frustrated or smoking, but it seemed on display right now. Our eyes meet and I can feel the heat within the glance. His laugh has faded as his eyes snap to the side of me, where I sense someone wanting to talk to me.

She started and then I smiled already knowing what she wants to say. "Go on. Just remember the eyes is held to it's socket by six strong muscles." I said and she laughed lightly. "Who told you that's what I was about to say? It won't fall. Keep rolling those eyes and maybe one day it will get stuck." She finally finished and my mouth dropped open. "I know. I'm a genius. Close your mouth." She said laughing. "That's so not fair." I said and she stuck her tongue at me and continued laughing.

“Don’t overthink. My eyes were closed.” His voice made me snap my eyes open, locking gaze with his greenish eyes. My brows furrowed in confusion. Could he really mean that? “I promise I fucking closed my eyes.” He blurted, raising his hands in defense. I couldn’t help it—I burst out laughing at his earnest reaction. “I believe you,” I said, giggling softly. He nodded, eyes fixed on my face. His lips curved into a faint smile, and his gaze softened—it wasn’t the same observing stare as before; it felt like he was quietly admiring me.

"I understand, and I hope you could understand me too. Imagine a conscious lady with her right sense roaming around naked. Does this seem like a joke or lie to you..? I asked him... while he was still looking deep into my eyes. Now, I could feel his hot temperature returning to normal as he calmed down gradually. "ok," he said and he turned his face to look away. I faced my front before I could realize that he was still staring at me with a side-eye. He secretly glances at me and looks away when he realized I was noticing. I caught him directly when he was staring at me again, but he could not look away this time as our eyes met at the same time. I hissed in disdain and asked, "Do you still

I prevent myself not to roll my eyes so I just did inside my head. "Hmm, I think L is kinda busy so want me to help you instead?" I ask and glance at L. She has her left eyebrow raised but her eyes remain cold and blank. I smiled at her as I wink. She heaves a sigh and glances at Ziara the bitch. I as well walk and stood beside L while wearing an innocent and friendly smile. All wicked ideas are now running inside my head. There are too many that I feel like they'll occupy my mind.

She sucked on my head and then backed up before looking up at me, her brown eyes shining evilly. "Say I'm funny or I'll do a practical joke on you right now." Her eyes glinted with mirth as her tongue darted out to lick my pre cum. A groan escaped deep from deep within my belly, my head tilting back in pleasure. "You're funny, Love. You're fucking hilarious."

she stretched both hands in a rainbow, her voice a whisper, the kind most narrators used. I couldn’t hold back the chuckle, I already knew where she was going with her ‘tale’. “And while he was going down low for the ass, she went up high for his jaw and then his favourite eye, the right eye.” I clamped a hand to my mouth to stop the laugh that threatened to spill. Well, that explained the jaw tilted to the one side.

His eyes drifted back to her creamy face, and remained there until she tapped his face and said; "Fayne, are you even listening to me?" "Umm...‚yes...‚...of course." "Really. If you have been listening to what I've been saying for the past five minutes as you claim, I guess you should be able to explain, or at least say the basic points." He chuckled, and shifted his lips and eyes assuming a thinking face (🤔). "I guess something related to your stunning eyes, right?" She laughed, "You're pretty funny, Fayne." "Yeah, I know, I get told all the time by everyone I meet."

I caught his eye fixed on the spot I just licked. Clearing his throat, he stood quickly. “Well, Little Miss Sunshine, I… I’d better go before he kills me with his eyes.” He stammered with a tilt of his head toward the office. I glanced over and burst into loud, unfiltered laughter. His boss was glaring like he had just watched Steve steal money from the tip jar. “If eyes could kill…” I said between laughs. Steve stared at me. Soft, slow, like he didn’t want to look away.“You should laugh more. It brightens the room.”