Funny Sister Memes Novels & Stories

my sister quipped. "Takes one to know one," Sophia quipped right back. "Let's get going," Samantha said, before adding "before you go fûck my nerd brother." "I may have to one day," Sophia said, as they left the room. "Well, you're running out of guys at our school you haven't fucked," My sister said playfully, barely audible as they moved out of range. I pondered everything I had learned in less than twenty-four hours: -My sister took it in the ass.

"I won't let you slander my sister anymore! Hasn't she suffered enough? You vile, disgusting woman!" "What are you talking about?" Maggie burst into tears, her voice trembling. "When did I ever slander her? I didn't make her jump! She's mentally unstable; how's that my fault—ahh!"

• “Hillary, call your sister! The both of you should come here, food is ready!” “Okay Mummy,” • “What did I tell you to do whenever anyone at school bullies your sister?!” “Fight for each other,” “Hillary, why did you leave Kaitlyn alone?! You are the stronger wolf, you should never leave her side!” “I’m sorry mummy,” • “If I ever forget you how will you make me remember you?” “That’s a weird question to ask Kaitlyn,” “Just answer it!” “Okay. I’ll remind you of the day you farted at school, stunk up the whole place and blamed it on someone else”

Poppy asks, and the genuine curiosity makes my sister laugh. “My sister is a fuddy-duddy,” Louisa goes on. “I am not,” I immediately counter. “I like fun and I like men. I just…I haven’t had the best luck with them.” “That’s why you should bat for the other team.” Louisa holds up her wine glass and wiggles her eyebrows. “It’s so much better.” “Trust me, I would if I could,” I say ruefully. “If I could swear off the dick forever, I totally would.”

“You’re working even at your sister’s party.” “I’m a programmer. I don’t actually live,” I answered flatly. In the center of the ballroom, Fiona looked like an ad for happiness. Her dress was ivory, not a wedding gown but definitely enough to make it clear she was in the phase of not caring who was jealous. She laughed brightly, hugged aunts, greeted guests, and every now and then waved at me from across the room like, look at me, sis, I’m happy. And I lifted my hand and waved back with a thin smile.

" Kim, did you know that you're the best sister ever?" A cocky smirk settles on her face as she flips her shoulder length hair with a dramatic flip. " Of course, I know. I'm one of a kind. " Laughter erupted from me due to her smug reply. She frowns at me. " Why are you laughing? Don't you think I'm one of a kind?" " What? No. You're my sister after all, you have to be one of a kind. " I quipped, smiling at her. " Thank you, Kim. I love you so much. "

Then she bursted out laughing. "What?" Alice asked her. "Has Princess Sasha's slaps turned your brain upside down?" Alicia said, still laughing. "I'll take that as a joke". Alice said, narrowing her eyes at her sister. "Exactly. You're a joker Alice". Alicia said, clutching her stomach from the excessive laughter. "You really think I would make up such ridiculous thing?" Alice asked, beside herself with disbelief that her sister would doubt her. "Okay Miss. My bad. I believe you". Alicia said, raising her hands in the air as a sign of surrender.

“You’re like a sister to me. So, fuck it. Any other girl? Hell no.” I couldn’t help but laugh, the absurdity hitting me full force. “You know what? You’re hilarious, Nelly. I remember when you were still so dry, making those lame jokes about ‘six seven’ and cracking up when no one else found it funny. Good old days.” “Huh? My jokes were actually funny, girl.” She poked my side playfully, feigning offense. “Your humor—and everyone else’s—was definitely broken.” “Yeah, sure,” I dragged out, giggling. “Six-seven,” I teased again, mimicking her old deadpan delivery.

I joked, earning a series of laughs from the others and a smack on my forehead from my mom. Dad hugged me briefly and patted me in the back asking me about work. I talked to him for a while and was interrupted by a very pregnant voice. "Oi, Romeo! If you're done talking money then take a moment to remember you have a sister too, you twat! An elder sister who is about to pop out a little homo sapien any day now." My sister Jade cried out in a nauseatingly shrill voice. I rolled my eyes and went to where she was sitting, eyeing her swollen belly warily, which, indeed, looked like she was about to pop out anytime.

“Haha. Vеrу funny, уоu wоn’t bе tаlkіng аbоut wіtсhеѕ whеn I’m hоаrdіng thе best jаm fоr mуѕеlf, wіll уоu?” Mу ѕіѕtеr hаѕ аn іnfаmоuѕ sweet tооth. Wе both do, but ѕhе’ѕ mоrе dіѕсірlіnеd than I аm іn kееріng іt in сhесk.