Funny Sonnets Novels & Stories

she added after she had given him a wet tongue filled kiss that no mother should give her son. "Anytime mom," Jason said humorously, his voice still a bit tired from his earlier effort. Gently, he pulled out of his mother and flipped on his side, his messy cock landing on his abs with an audible splat. Deborah froze as did her son, then they made eye contact and both burst out giggling. Deborah felt her son's sperm leaving her as she laughed and her insides clenched, pushing out what was inside. Cupping her swollen pussy with a hand, the mother laughed and rolled on the bed, trying to prevent more cum from leaking out around her fingers, but failing and finding the failure itself funny. She

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Halfway through the first verse, the melody dissolving into something resembling a strangled cat, the twins erupted in a fit of giggles. I looked at each of them, feigning confusion. "Now, what's so funny?" I asked, trying to keep a straight face. I knew exactly why they were laughing, and it was the result I had expected to get. "Daddy, your voice sounds so awful," Julian squealed, clutching his sides. I clutched my chest dramatically. "Ouch! You wound me. Surely it wasn't that bad? Maybe a little off-key, but it sounds better than mummy's, right?"

“I'll kill you for laying your claws on my dad.” A maniacal laugh tore through my throat. I didn't know what I was laughing at. Was it the rage that burned through me, or the irony of this drama? Whatever it was, I couldn't stop. The laughter poured out of me like a dark, twisted fountain, echoing off the walls as I doubled over, my sides aching with the force of it. Soni's face turned even redder with anger, her eyes bulging with fury. "You think this is funny?" she spat.

Despite his dark-blond mane of hair and square-jawed blockiness, I was undeniably his son. His low laugh echoed the thought. “Of course you are. An ungrateful brat, but my son all the same. Blood will out,” he crooned, his tone sending goosebumps down my arms and spine. A chill trickle of sweat followed their path. I was pretty sure he meant that literally, as in, my blood would be going out of my body in large quantities. My fucking father, ladies and gentlemen, the king of morbid, creepy double entendres. I had no idea where I’d gotten my sense of humor from. It definitely wasn’t him, and my mother, as far as I knew, didn’t have one. He stepped back and to the side, waving his arm like a g

she added after she had given him a wet tongue filled kiss that no mother should give her son. "Anytime mom," Jason said humorously, his voice still a bit tired from his earlier effort. Gently, he pulled out of his mother and flipped on his side, his messy cock landing on his abs with an audible splat. Deborah froze as did her son, then they made eye contact and both burst out giggling. Deborah felt her son's sperm leaving her as she laughed and her insides clenched, pushing out what was inside. Cupping her swollen pussy with a hand, the mother laughed and rolled on the bed, trying to prevent more cum from leaking out around her fingers, but failing and finding the failure itself funny. She

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Luna and Susan couldn't hold their laughter anymore since it's Hilarious, Zayn shouted, "dad do you love to make fun of me always? Why do you pick a fight with me all the time? Can't you see that I'm already sad since Luna said you're her favourite person but not me? Still how can you make fun of me when I'm this sad?" "Because you're a fool and easy to be fooled, just like I said I got blessed with an ugly and a foolish guy" Robert said, Daniel was also laughing while hearing to Zayn and Robert's funny bickering. The dinner table echoed with laughter as Robert and Zayn continued their playful banter. Luna and Susan were enjoying every moment, and even Daniel couldn't help but chuckle at the

Sarcasm was thrown at him. It was totally uncalled and unexpected when Bill looked up at the sky and burst into crazy fits of laughter, "Father? You call him a father. He was no father, darling. A man leaving his wife for a fucking obese is no father." He bent down trying to detach her from her brother.