Funny Stories Quotes Novels & Stories

“You look like someone who could use a good laugh.” I raise an eyebrow. “Do I?” “Yep. Lucky for you, I’m full of stories. Did I ever tell you about the time I outran a tornado in my old pickup truck?” I blink. “I don’t think so.” He launches into a tale so animated and absurd I can’t help but laugh. “...And there I was, wind howlin’, my dog howlin’, and me screamin’ at the top of my lungs like a banshee! But we made it, me and ol’ Duke.”

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

The air was filled with their laughter as they retold splendidly outrageous and laugh inducing anecdotes. Sara launched the story, but with a dash of sweetness in her voice. “Austin presented me with a cup of coffee only for it to trip and spill all over my notes as if I am its clumsy oaf.” Austin interjected, he was doubtlessly sarcastic. “Of course no one could believe that Sara was reliable enough to observe a cup of coffee coming around.” Sara dodged with a smile that would not disappear from her face. “I don’t belittle your lack of intelligence; such is the case with some of the people.”

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

What if we succeed? Samantha laughed at herself after hearing her own ridiculous quote back then. Out of curiosity, Alexis asked, "What are you laughing at?" Samantha had been through many hardships. She ridiculed, "I'm laughing at how naive I was. That is what led to all my hardships."

My laughter faded into the air. “No,” the sound of his laughter also faded. “Then why are you sounding like a quack?” “Do I?” Nodding my head, “Fucking yah. It’s only a quack who will speak about love to a man like me.” “Then I think I'm one.” Snapping my fingers, “Shoot!!…. I knew it. You are indeed one.” Waving my hand slightly in the air, my face adjusted to neutral. “Enough of the jokes. I came here to get answers, and that’s what I'm fucking waiting for.”

Before I can come up with some carefully crafted quote I heard somewhere, Ben speaks. “Well, I don’t have any advice for anyone, but there was something no one told me before I got married and I’m taking it upon myself to do you the favor.” Everyone turns to Ben as if they are so interested in what he has to say, but somewhere deep down, I know he is going to make some silly comment. “What is it?” Jackie asks painfully, like the wait is killing her. “That your wife’s cunt is going to become your favorite thing in the world,” Ben says, and my cheeks flush bright pink while the audience bursts into laughter.

And neither of us says anything about it. Fred is in the middle of telling a ridiculous story about something that happened at work, and Stephanie is laughing so hard she nearly spills her drink. “Wait…wait…..so you’re telling me you actually told your boss that?” she gasps. “I had to!” Fred defends, pointing dramatically. “He deserved it!” “And you didn’t get fired?” Jason cuts in, clearly amused. “God loves me,” Fred says proudly. We all burst into laughter. Even Lucas. And I swear… I could sit there forever just listening to that sound.

Everyone spoke in an intimate tone and looked warm and happy. The conversation continued with laughter and lighthearted stories. One of Albert's team, Russel by name, is known for his spontaneous jokes, telling stories of funny times when he was new to the legal world. He was one of those who stood out because he often said funny things to break the tense atmosphere. “You know, I once gave the wrong document to a judge. Instead of case documents, I gave him my weekly grocery list! I almost died standing there!” Everyone laughed out loud at Russel's words. Albert was no exception. The team leader just shook his head in surprise but could not hide his laughter because indeed, that was how ridi

"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine." "Please stop," Ashlyn laughed, covering her face with her hands. "Your jokes are getting worse." "My jokes are berry good, thank you very much." He grinned, clearly proud of himself. "Get it? Berry?" "I'm filing for divorce." "No, you're not. You love my dad jokes." "I tolerate them at best." Richard leaned forward, still holding the strawberry. "What do you call a fake noodle?" "Don't—" "An impasta!" Despite herself, Ashlyn burst out laughing. "That's it. I'm leaving."