Funny Threats To Say Novels & Stories

I straightened, turned on my heel, and walked out of the room, still laughing. Because threats only work when you’re afraid. And I wasn’t afraid of her. Not even a little. And it was so funny that she was threatening me Me, CLARA

“Ex-fucking-scuse me?” “Shredding people into pieces and subsequently ending their lives is outdated. Try something more frightening, or you can be specific with your threats. How about slicing my stomach open and emptying its contents to the floor? I’ll probably be terrified by such an image created in my head.” I muse, taking a few steps away from the spot I'm standing, when I spot a tiny snake crawling towards me.

My head had started to pound, reminding me of the abuse it took. “Did you not hear what I just said about the psycho dude threatening everyone I love?” I asked him while giving him a ‘duh’ look. He was going to answer my rhetorical question but I cut him off before he could say anything. “Or maybe you forgot what I said about you getting hit by a car right after he made that threat. I’m sorry that I don’t want to take any more risks by neglecting the threat made towards my loved ones.” There was no missing my sarcasm.

That flicker of surrender in his eyes. I lived for this moment. “Let’s have some fun, shall we?” “You will regret this. People will come after you.” I let out a soft, throaty laugh, dragging the barrel of my gun down his jawline. Predictable. They always said the same thing. Empty threats spat from bloodied lips.

He knew she wasn’t bluffing but he didn’t want her to know that he feared what she said. “It’s going to seem like a joke or that I don’t know what I’m saying, or like I'm going crazy but I’m not. You’re going to get the news soon and when you do I hope you don’t come back to me for anything, then I won’t accept you and I’ll make you feel worthless just as you’ve planned to make me feel too. I’ll make you feel like you have no single worth! I’ll talk bad about you to your face and I’ll do anything to make you feel what I’m feeling now and till then I won’t stop, read my fucking lips, this is a threat.”

Dustin said. I looked up and began laughing. Omar Fuentes doesn’t make hollow threats. How would that look to everyone around him? He makes … promises and follows through. “Maybe I walk in there with a suicide vest strapped to myself,” I said, in a crazy person laugh. Dustin’s face was solemn, and didn’t move. He looked lost in thought. I got up and threw myself at him, he held me and the creepy sounds of the nature around us was the only noise. I was sure I’d be just fine never visiting here again.

I was really scared for my safety “You don’t think you’re James Bond, do you? “ I jokingly tried to pass the message “No I do not “ he replied simply “Don’t tell me you don’t get the joke “ I facepalmed “That was a joke? Didn’t sound like one “ he gave me a strange look “You’ve never seen James Bond? The movie?” I asked in surprise. How could anyone not have seen that? “Nope. More reason the joke is lame “ he swerved the car. “It’s better than any joke you ever told “ I sassed “I tell better jokes than that “he argued “Your jokes are usually scary or just plain weird “ I refused to agree with him “You know you could just say something annoying and I’d ram the car into that tree right there “

they roared out their pitiful views and empty threats. “You scumbags keep astounding me with your stupid threats. Listen you two fools and listen well- even if I die, believe me, my pack will wreck havoc on yours and you have already tasted defeat at their hands. So I am pretty sure that you won’t want to have your entire pack decimated to nothingness. I would rather suggest that you mind your own businesses and not touch the Fatso Dicks while also refraining to do anything that shall endanger your entire pack, hmm ?” I forewarned firmly and thundered out of the room. These assholes and that Vanessa bitch are getting on my nerves.

“Are you sure about that because I will follow you instead of fighting, but if you do not do what I ask, I will make sure you will pay.” “Are you threatening me Lilly, wow it's hot.” “No I'm not threatening you, it's a promise.”

She might take my words as threats but I do not threatened people. Threats are unsure words full of maybes, you may or may not carry them out. I, for one, it has never been my nature to bluff which explains why I don't do threats. What mainly do is play nice and warn people of the consequence if they defy me. "I'm not the Killian here Jet, incase you've forgotten I'm trying to help her! Do you think it's wise to threaten me?" She fired her, not masking the glare she was shooting in my direction.