Funny Relatable Sayings Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Yup, it's seems you do" he replied laughing "I'm really sorry, I was looking for something important to me that is why" " No problem, I understand" " That's means I owe you one" " Really, I will hold until that" " Thanks,"she said smiling " You know what is meant to be will be meant to be"he said smiling " Huh, what's that" " It's just a saying, that if we meant to be meet each other again, we will surely meet which I told my sister after you left"he shrugged

["Haha, what a joke. If you count my real age in human years, I will be much older than you." ["Says the one in a baby's body."] ["Haha..."] ["Anyway, no one would believe in you. So, I'm the older one here in everyone's eyes."] ["You're an idiot, that's what you are."] ["I miss the days when you couldn't talk at all."] ["So funny. I remember very well that you said that you were anxious about the day I would start talking. You can't go back now."] ["I regret that day."]

I swallowed in my dried mouth. “Oh! Fuck you!!… I thought you are completely dead!” She joked but I didn't fall for it. “Everyday of my life, I watched people laughing happily and joyfully, being loved by others. I've always known a saying 'what you give is what you get' but it's a lie... I’m better dead than alive”

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

The park echoed with our laughter, a testament to the unbreakable bond we had formed. With each passing joke, I felt a sense of belonging, of being surrounded by a chosen family. We laughed, not just at the jokes, but at the absurdities of life, finding comfort in the shared understanding that we were not alone in our struggles and triumphs. It was in those moments of unbridled mirth that I knew these connections were precious and irreplaceable.

'Dikhti billi hai par daharti sher ki tarha hay ' (A saying in Hindi/Urdu) 'Looks like a cat but roars like a lion' "You?! What are you doing here" Aunty came downstairs and looked at me. "Assalamualaikum" I greeted her, so did she "Walaikumassalam" She smiled and patted my head. Haya eyed me from top to bottom, did I do something wrong?? "Why are you standing? Come sit" Aunty said and I sat on the couch while Aunty & Haya sat on the same couch.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

"Don't take things I say seriously." "Then what can I do?" "Leave the bathroom." "Not until I get what I want." "Well, you ain't getting me, so go!" "Who said I wanted you. Don't go putting words in my mouth now." "I see what you are doing; you are not funny." "What am I doing?"

I just shake my head – Mera really is a bitch as she described herself. “Hmmnn seems like we have another Zam. You two really have a lot in common.” my grandfather laughs in amusement. “Sure we are how WE can become friends if we don’t share some similarities. As the saying goes, the same feather flocks together. If our friend is not like you – undress her then dress her like you.” I said and my grandfather laughs even harder. I see my parents and the others laughing amusedly except my uncle Marz and his wife and also Austin and Marlon. I just smirk at them, who care about them. Words do wound deeper than physical wounds. Seeing them like this makes me feel a lot better.