Funny Titles Novels & Stories

Although the kids take every opportunity to address Wyatt and I so that they can try out our new titles. “More peas, Mommy.” “Daddy, will you cut this?” “Mommy, Daddy cut my chicken.” “Daddy, Mommy gave me more peas.” Ricky was laughing and honestly, we couldn't help but join in. It felt really weird to hear them call us that, but also, it was a welcome sound. It brought them so much joy that I had to love the title. I could see that it was the same with Wyatt, who grinned every time that they called him that.

0027- Dahlia and Sebastian 0029- Space Bag 0030- Newlywed Couple 0031- Can You Believe It, I Fell For You? 0032- Survival of the Crown! 0033- Pouncing Anyone Near You? 0034- You Are My Wife After All 0035- ERROR! ERROR! 0036- Claire Sense 0037- Cocoon And Her 0038- 20 Syringes 0039- Did You Have Fun Exploring? 0040- You Have A Job? 0041- Not A Gentleman At All! 0042- Your Wife Is More Valuable Than Things You Own

Caige gasped as Brite roared with laughter. Linus nodded then sighed as Caige collapsed into a fit of hysterics. Even Lejend was laughing, and Skye reached out to pat his hand in commiseration. “No wonder you wouldn’t tell us,” Brite gasped out through his gales of laughter. “What a snobby title!” “The worst part is there are three other people with the same title having First, Second, and Third before their actual title and names and snobby surname, what poor fucking saps,” Caige added and the alpha was about ready to throttle them all.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

FuN FaCt: There's a world record for the most world record titles 🌎 Have a great day everyone Love ya'll 🥰

My eyes widened for a second, then I shook my head and brought myself to look at her with a frown. "Good point. Relationships are complicated, even when they end. Sometimes it's hard to let go I guess, huh?" "I think we know better than anyone." Liza giggled and nudged me in the ribs teasingly. I chuckled, and then we both burst into high pitched laughter. It's always so ironic how the most messed up shit is hilarious to laugh at in hindsight. What are we thinking, anyway? Staying around people who treat us like shit.