Funny Tmnt Novels & Stories

He burst out laughing, his bronze eyes sparkling with mirth, and I couldn't help but follow suit. Despite my best efforts to maintain a serious demeanor, I found myself howling with laughter alongside my brother. "Damnit Ramses, I'm serious!" I protested, but it was no use. Even when the situation wasn't inherently funny, Ramses had a way of making me laugh, of finding the humor in even the most mundane moments. It was a gift, really, and one that I cherished deeply.

I laugh at the couple who never stop arguing because Tanya has been grumbling before but she still doesn't want to go up to the orangutan, este its Draeden's. When I noticed I was laughing. He uttered stupid so I laughed at him even more.

“I would never get dramatic!” “Tell that to the turtle.” “You’re annoying.” Sven burst out laughing at my teasing, so I stuffed the banana I was holding into his mouth. Our colleagues turned to look at us. I didn’t mind. I didn’t want him sulking again. Feeding each other—as friends.

“Ha ha ha, really, how did Tama’s loving super mom forget Tama, you said she loves you the most,” “Yeah! she does, but she is busy, uncle I’m asking you for one last time, you please think hard and reply, will you be my dadda,” “ha ha ha ha,’ Tazz laughed aloud, had it been any woman trying to capture his attention he would have gotten her thrown to crocodiles, but here was a little kitten who wanted a big bowl of milk and a kitten that he adored so much “Uncle, what is so funny, I’m serious, will you or won’t you be my dadda,” she sounded annoyed, but when Tazz heard her say dadda he felt a strange uncontrollable tug in his heart

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

"He is a credit to you and your Luna." "Timon - Pumbaa", Damien snapped, frustrated, waving between himself and Tommy, who stood beside Ab's, "Great, now we are all introduced. Can we get this show on the road?" "Why do I have to be the warthog?" Tommy grumbled, trying yet again to defuse Damiens's anger. "I mean- if the t-shirt fits..." Damien smirked sarcastically, raising a brow at Tommy; relief spread through me, knowing Tommy's wit had the desired effect. Damien seemed to have cooled down a few degrees.

“You’re telling me we need to go by your apartment to get a stuffed…turtle?” I angrily narrow my eyes on him. “Are you making fun of me?” His lips twitch with humor, and his shoulders begin to shake. Suddenly, a loud laugh erupts from his chest. “Archer!” I yell, covering my face in my hands and only peeking at him between my fingers. “Stop laughing at me.” He shakes his head, swiping his hand across his face to try and cover his laugh. “I’m not laughing at you. I thought Norbert was a person—or a dog. I just wasn’t expecting it to be a stuffed turtle.”

~Dex’s Point of View~ “How can you not know who Tommy the Turtle is,” Mitch asks, in shock. I stare at him like he’s got two heads as he makes some impression of this puppet animal that supposedly is something he watched on TV as a pup. *I think he might be slow. Like a turtle! See what I did there,* Kent laughs.

Tobias started laughing at me and both Hunji and I gave him a puzzled look, wondering what he found funny, “She wants you to take a look at something?” Tobias waggled his eyebrows at me. “Grow the fuck up Tobias!” Hunji scolded him. I think after the last two weeks Hunji had really had enough of Tobias and his jokes or innuendos and he was losing patience with the Bear shifter fast.

I yelled as I lost my footing and I found myself inside the water, panting heavily as I swam to the surface to see Orson laughing at me. “It’s not funny!” I yelled as I splashed water and he chuckled. “Babe! Behind you, there’s a turtle… Run…” He yelled, fear visible in his eyes and I ran out of the water, fear coursing through my veins as I shut my eyes tightly. “Gosh! You’re such a baby, a turtle can’t hurt you.” He replied as he chuckled and I glared at him. “Stop this! I’m trying to have a good evening and you keep making fun of me for one reason or the other.” I complained and he smiled.