Funny Tmnt Novels & Stories

The irritating bouts of laughter that filled up my days lately. King Reuben_The-irritating-mummy finally morphed up into the very familiar lunatic seal once more, and the room was filled with humorous hoots of laughter. This time, even lord Gilbert along with the handful of servants in the backdrop joined him. What could be more humiliating than this?

Heat floods my cheeks. "What's wrong?" Vincent asks, his eyes narrowing slightly. "Nothing!" I say too quickly, then blurt out the first thing that comes to mind. "I was just thinking that turtlenecks make people look like fancy thumbs." There's a beat of silence. Then Vincent laughs, a genuine laugh that transforms his entire face, making him look younger and less dangerous. "Fancy thumbs?" I want to die. "I didn't—that was stupid, I don't know why I—"

"Tadaaa!" Trisha waited patiently until the video played and the images appeared on the almost wall-wide screen. Just to burst out laughing, not in mockery, though. She was amazed they had the same favorite cartoon character and animated videos. "Tom and Jerry????" Trisha shrieked in disbelief. "Tom and Jerry!!!!" Denny presented with pride. The two of them blurted and exclaimed at the same time, followed by house-shaking hoots of laughter. But Denny snapped out of his chortle and asked.

"I can’t leave all the fun to all of you." "There’s nothing fun about fighting for your life," Fineon scolds. Letting out a growl of annoyance, I narrow my gaze until Fineon bursts into laughter that becomes almost contagious. "What’s so funny?" Uncle Ramone asks, popping up beside me. "I’d like a good laugh." "Fineon’s face," I offer, earning myself a swat on the ass from Fineon. "I’m just kidding." "I would say he has a funny face," Uncle Ramone agrees. "But I don’t want to piss him off in case I need his assistance later."

Thaddeus scolded the idiot, who took his leg strap and strapped his legs together before trying to waddle toward the water. “No! I'm a mermaid!... Hey, I have a good one for you. How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?... She wears an algaebra!” Xander fell into a fit of laughter after delivering the punch line to his joke. Thaddeus tried not to laugh but failed, and he chuckled, earning a bright smile from Xander. “You're an idiot!” “Why thank y-” Xander began to say, but his words were cut off when he face-planted into the dirt. Thaddeus laughed harder and shook his head.

But maybe this was the effect of whatever they let me drink. My throat was dry as if I had been under the sun for hours. “Hey, Adrian. Can I have some water?” “You’re not in a restaurant, babe.” “But you’re good wearing a waiter uniform, dude.” I shut my mouth up. My eyes widened. Why did I just say that? It even garnered laughs from the audience. “Your head is so big like Megamind, but your mind isn’t that mega, is it?” The audience started laughing. “Do you think you’re funny?” He glared down at me. His face flushed with anger.