Funny Tmnt Novels & Stories

He grimaced at me, and I snickered at him. “Uh… mam, I didn’t know.” He tried but couldn’t even begin to explain himself. “Not so tough now, are you?” She said. He stayed silent. Her body instantly shifted into a huge frog, and it spat water in Kai’s face. He fell flat on his ass, as the frog jumped into the water and disappeared under the surface. I laughed out loud. “THAT. IS. THE. FUNNIEST. THING….I….. HAVE…EVER SEEN!” I barely got the words out.

The hosts were setting the mood, and slowly they got involved in the fun. "Hahaha!! Have you heard it?" Tanvi said while trying to control her laughter. "The restaurant joke was hilarious." Riaan gave a Colgate ad smile while his eyes were gleaming. "Ah!!! This flames joke." They held their cheeks while laughing. After a while, "Hum do Hamara Ek policy!!" Riaan held his stomach while giggling hard. Tanvi is rolling off while chuckling hard. "Omg!! The jet airways joke... I can't control it anymore." Tanvi and Riaan both burst out snickering.

tab tu mujhe Mar Dena. Fab3, MaElena and Max are looking at him like he has grown a tail.. Cabir saw their faces and said.. Cab:Why are you looking at me like that.. Muk:kaise kaise I mean kaise yaar..Humesha tu aise bekar ki lame jokes kaise mar sakta hain.. Dhr:Yes yaar..it's better to listen jokes in Tamil than listening yours..jitna hum tamil sunke apne dimag ko karab karte hain..Utna hi Tere jokes sunke karte hain..

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Drew paced around the living room, worried about Amanda that hadn't come back. His two brothers looked at him amused. “What's funny?“ He snapped at them. “‘You,“ they replied in unison, a wide grin on their faces. "Idiots," Drew muttered under his breath. “Last I checked I wasn't a comedian," he retorted. "You don't have to be a comedian to be funny," Mason replied. Calvin nodded his head in agreement. “That is true. Take Panda as an example. She isn't a comedian but she is funny," he said.

"I can’t leave all the fun to all of you." "There’s nothing fun about fighting for your life," Fineon scolds. Letting out a growl of annoyance, I narrow my gaze until Fineon bursts into laughter that becomes almost contagious. "What’s so funny?" Uncle Ramone asks, popping up beside me. "I’d like a good laugh." "Fineon’s face," I offer, earning myself a swat on the ass from Fineon. "I’m just kidding." "I would say he has a funny face," Uncle Ramone agrees. "But I don’t want to piss him off in case I need his assistance later."

"Seriously, cartoons, how old are you, ten?" She got into all defensive modes. "Hey! It's Tom and Jerry. So what I am not 10; it's still fun to watch it. You are never too old to watch Tom and Jerry." "I am sorry." Justin blurted out. Fiona's eyes were wide with surprise, and she looked curiously at him.

Katty squeezed her lips in irritation while eyeing James coldly. "Oh, little bunny is getting angry! Bunny is not in a bad mood, please smile like a fool again. I think I missed your poop dance!" James laughed. "Oh! My stomach hurts, but still I can't stop laughing, oh my god."

I had killed around ten more when I saw that Fallon was finishing off the ones I had only injured, and no more unexpected visitors were coming in for a visit. Mischief let me walk Arryn out from under him. Then I looked around at the badass guardian squad and Fallon. I grinned, "Well, fellas, I guess I... Wouldn't like you when you're angry!... Hulk! Smash!" I said as I held out my fists and brought them together in my best Hulk imitation. Fallon looked like he was trying not to laugh, but it escaped anyway. Tilly and Poppy flew out of the saddlebag spreading their tinkling giggles around. Well, it started out tinkling, but Poppy snorted, and glowing pixie dust flew out of her nose. Then it

"You fools. In the Devil Clan, only those who are alive are the winners. As for those who fall, who cares about their life and death? Not to mention how they died." As soon as he finished speaking, Turtle Man and the toad burst into laughter. Seeing their arrogant laughter, the little monsters around them knew for a moment that they might be sure to win. They hesitated and also laughed. "Haha!" At this time, Samuel also laughed loudly. The group of little monsters, who had been very hesitant, was speechless for a while. The turtle man and the toad looked at each other and the turtle man smiled, "This silly boy is still smiling at this moment."