Funny Valentine Novels & Stories

“Will you just tell me what I’m apparently missing? I’ve spent the last six months trying to restore order to a pack that a shithead nuked with next-level stupidity. I’m lucky I remember what day of the week it is.” Colby rolled his eyes but held his hands up, making the ‘settle down’ motion. “VALENTINE’S, dumbass. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. You are mated to not only a huge over-the-top drama queen, I say it with love, but an Italian. That’s one of those countries that will call themselves the home of lovers.” Colby threw his hands up in frustration. My face went pale. “I am dead. I’ve never even celebrated Valentine’s Day. I mean unless you count in elementary school when the teachers mad

The letter was well written with graceful handwriting. None of her friends wrote that way at their age. She opened the letter and whispered the words to herself as she read it out loud Dear Year, No human shall spend their christmas eve crying alone on a park bench. When you feel lonely play this violin, for the sound will fill your heart with hope. And you, my dear Nebu, are the last person who should spend christmas alone. From: Secret santa. She figures it wouldn't be anyone she knew, because why would they give her a violin.

His love for her is only like this. "Maybe he loved you, but you can't match the greenhouse his parents built him." Viola Tuner threw the wedding note into the stream outside at random and watched it float away with the water. "The flowers in the greenhouse can not bear the wind and rain outside, and he can't give you happiness." "it is easy to talk about happiness. Ada Wood turned and left and returned to her room.

he couldn't even get what was going on and looked around in surprise "Did something happen?? Is it my birthday???" He asked in confusion and they giggled, " it's valentine's day and you're the most handsome in the company so...." They muttered and he smiled, they were obviously new interns to be bold enough to give him flowers without talking behind his back "Ohhh that cool, how about we hang out this weekend as I'm working overtime today, thanks for the flowers anyways" he stated and they giggled like high school kids who had been given their favorite candy

My silly ass bitch was just recording us with her Apple phone and that really got it even more emotional and funny to me at the same time. The second year of Valentine's celebration in school was interesting because I was given a lot of gift but then I was still thinking about Mavin because if he was there, it would have been a massive one for me. I mean, I would know who to cat work for and act babyish to. Nevertheless, Lilly brought me gift and I reciprocated because we've always been doing that even before the school call on the official day to celebrate Valentine in school. Away from those year I thought Mavin was gonna be mine forever .

“Worlds apart? Love knows no bounds. I don't think there's anything impossible when it comes to love. Just like Miguel and me.” Valerie turned sharply at Susan and saw how dreamily she spoke. She burst into laughter, and Susan stopped talking. “What's… What's funny?” She asked. “Really? You don't really know what's funny? I just asked you a question, but here you are daydreaming about your new boyfriend.” Valerie smiled. She couldn't hide the smile anymore. She smiled shyly. “He's… He's not my boyfriend yet. Uhm… He's just a friend.”

He chuckled “What is in there?” She asked Valentine glanced at the jar in his hands. “I don’t know really. I think it’s rum,blueberry and something really strong,but hey that’s exacerbated I need.” He replied with a shrug. “Why do you need such a strong drink?” Fay asked “Take a guess.” He said pouring himself another drink. “You have something troubling you.” She stated “That I do. It’s kicking me hard on my butts.” He groaned.

As the morning sun peeked through the curtains, Zion strolled into the room, a tray filled with an array of Ayva's favorite foods in hand. With a mischievous grin, he greeted her in a singsong voice, "Good morning, sunshine!" His playful tone was accompanied by a falsetto voice as he exclaimed. "Guess what day it is? It's Valentine's Day and you're starting the day with breakfast in bed!"

I looked at him, a little surprised. After a beat, I chuckled. "You had three days, and that's the answer you came up with? Is that supposed to be a joke?" Samuel didn't answer me. Instead, he took out a beautifully wrapped gift box. "Here's a belated Valentine's Day gift. I'm sorry, I cannot lose you."

“That’s right, Claire. Ethan still cares about you. Just earlier, he was talking about surprising you for Valentine’s Day.” She turned to him, but her words were meant for me. “We’re all adults here. A little fun isn’t a big deal, right? Don’t take it to heart…” As she spoke, she picked up a bottle and aimed it at the scattered condoms on the floor. “Have you ever played with water balloons? They’re soft and feel just right against your skin. You should try it.” The still-warm latex pressed against my arm. My stomach lurched violently. The nausea surged up my throat, and I couldn’t hold it back—I vomited.