Funny Valentine Novels & Stories

Caption: [Love can overcome anything, and love is worth enduring anything. The comments? Filled with admiration. [A man this handsome right in front of you, and you didn't make a move? Are you sure you're into men?] [Exactly! If he were in front of me, I'd take care of his injuries too—just... in a different way.] Vivian, smug as ever, replied: [What's the rush? Sooner or later, he'll be mine.] Then, someone casually dropped a video. [Wow, what a coincidence! I saw you two that night!]

“Why the fuck are you marrying my boss, Vicky? Eight days after our divorce?” “Oh, you’re here,” I said casually. “Talk to your baby mama. She’s screaming like a banshee, and it’s not good for your baby.” “What’s funny?” Valerie snapped. “I’m sorry,” I gasped between laughs. “I just… need to catch my breath.” I laughed harder, and the more I did, the more they lost it. “Haaa… this is so fun to watch. Eight days? That’s a long time, honey. Instead of asking why it happened so fast, maybe ask what a real man does when he wants a woman!”

The late afternoon sun cast a soft glow on her hair, her profile calm but focused. He moved closer... then stopped when he heard her voice. She was still on the call. Emily (on phone): “Val... stop it, you’re crazy.” He could faintly hear the other voice through the phone speaker, Valentina’s loud and excited tone. Valentina: “You heard me! Get married and have the last laugh! That’s how you win, babe. Slap them with your happiness!” Denovon’s brows lifted slightly, amused. Emily laughed softly at her friend’s words and responded.

In my right hand, a very expensive bottle of champagne, his favourite as well, which, I chuckled to myself, left me a little broke. I walked down the hallway of Montague tech, and then pressed the elevator button that would take me to the floor of my boyfriend's office. Today was Valentine's Day and I was going to propose to my boyfriend of three years. I know he was the one that was traditionally meant to propose to me, but he was pretty indecisive, and we had soulmate energy. Why wait any longer when we could tie the knot now? And knowing him, he'd be appreciative that I actually put my foot first, he'd say yes. We were too good together. I could feel it in my bones.

The sound of giggling makes all of us turn. Val is standing a few feet away with her hands shoved into her pockets, openly watching the chaos unfold. I grin so hard my face hurts. "Guys, this is Valentine. She's my cousin." The word still feels unreal every time I say it. Family. My family. She lifts a hand in greeting. "Yeah, maybe puking for an hour straight is worth it if the reward package includes these five." She gives a low whistle. "I mean, damn." Jax beams.

"Since you're starving, you should settle for any food." Jason stood and walked up to me. "You're doing this just because I didn't spend time with you on Valentine's Day. But I couldn't be there because I got into a car accident. Why are you kicking up a fuss? Forget it. Finish this yourself. I can't let Susan starve. I'm taking her out for a meal." He turned around to grab the car keys, then helped Susan up from the couch. When Susan walked past me, her gaze fell upon the bracelet around my wrist, her eyes flickering.

To end two years of long distance, I quit my job behind my boyfriend's back on Valentine's Day and moved to his city. The candlelit dinner he'd promised to welcome me turned into him leaving halfway through when his boss Diana called, asking him to entertain a client over drinks. I told myself it was just the way corporate life worked. We made plans to see an exhibition that weekend. We'd barely reached the entrance when another call pulled him away to fix an urgent proposal for Diana. I told myself he was just ambitious. We'd planned an island getaway to celebrate my birthday. The night before we were supposed to leave, he called. His voice was tinged with guilt. "Diana says this business t

For a limited-time event, my fiancée and the toxic guy who wouldn't let her go pretended to be a couple. They'd agreed to break it off after a week, but he kept goading her. "Valerie, don't tell me you've lost your nerve. How about we raise the stakes for real? We said we'd play this for life. Whoever backs out first is a coward!" Just when everyone assumed Valerie would give up the game for my sake, she gritted her teeth and refused to back down. She even raised the stakes further, turning the pretend relationship into a pretend marriage. For the next five Christmases, Valerie went home with Grayson Huntington instead of me. This year was no different. I stared at another text from my

Lucas said as he waved goodbye while I waved back in return. Valentine came like every other holiday in my calendar but it was also the busiest time for me. Letters, gifts, cards, pictures, invitations, matchmaking and creepy postcards from unknown and known images. I wonder if humans knew valentine was not just to show erotic love but charitable and kind love in honor of St. Valentine. “Charlie!” Shawn announced boldly as I paused. I turned back and stared with disbelief when I saw Shawn holding a bouquet of pink roses and a basket full of gifts before I smiled.

Lola cleared her throat catching their attention. “Um… Master Valentine, I was thinking to take girls out at noon for some shopping. It's been months since they last went out. If you agree, we are in desperate need of fresh air.” The old lady requested and Valerie's ears instantly perked up. The morose gently left her features and a cloud of excitement hovered on her head. Watching the sudden happiness on his sister’s face, Valentine failed to say no, so he nodded. Valerie immediately squealed in excitement and threw her fist in the air. Harman jumped from his seat as well and looked at his watch.