Novel & Cerita Funny Valentine

"You could say that." "Valentine's Day is hell." He says it like a fact, not a suggestion. "Worst holiday ever invented. Just manufactured pressure to prove something that shouldn't need proving." "You're not romantic then." "I was once romantic." His smile was sad. "Then I learned that romance and love are different things. Romance is just performance. Love is simply showing up when it's not pretty." I opened the door wider. I don't know why. Maybe because he's the first person all night who hasn't looked at me with pity or guilt or expectation.

Mother Selene reacted quickly, which made everyone laugh. Val giggled and continued, “I mean, I can try? Hehe. Ehem… You are my biggest rival when it comes to everything I like. But when I’m with you, I feel more alive. You are my happy pill and my everything which I need on a daily basis. I love you more than you’ll ever know that I can't express with words. I vow to always fight with you so that you won't forget our fight a few years ago. With this ring, I promise to love you and give you my everything.” They exchange rings with a gentle smile. Val even showed her fangs playfully, which made everyone laugh.

I asked "You're not interested to find who.. so I went for another way by pranking and bully you. Giving you a lot of physical contact and I stare into your eyes a lot hoping that I can reach that brown eyes.. but still not working" "You're crazy" "But it was worth it , you're worth it Valentine. That's why I do it" Damn it! "You turn my heart into a fish who just found a land" I said and he laughed

I turned to see my little cousin Valentine, yes her name is Valentine Regens because she was born on Valentine's day. "Val!" She hugged me really tightly. "I miss you so much!! I heard you're dating Nicholas Lemiere where is he?" She asked and I pointed at Nic who was talking to my nephews and uncles. "Wow he's handsome." I chuckled. "How's school Val?" Valentine is 18 years old and she's almost graduated from highschool. She lives in San Fransisco so we hardly meet. "Terrible.” "Huh why?" I raised my eyebrows. "There's this annoying guy that keeps bullying me everyday, my highs chool life is no fun.”

And there's more to come". I grinned, getting proud of what I have been able to pull by myself. I planned tonight to be beautiful for us. To encourage ourselves for the feat we have achieved together. "Cheers to our new life ". I raised a half filled glass to the air. Sandra raised her's which i had already filled and we clunk. "Cheers!". She smiled sweetly at me. At that moment, I noticed how her brown eyes looks similar to that of my boss, even the colour of her hair. Strange I never noticed these things until my encounter with the boss.

Oh how naïve little Ricky was. Valentine's day, 2014. I got a cute message in an envelope and an Element cologne sprayed on it which meant it was from a man. I showed it to my then best friend Carla and she fangirled over it and for days we would decide to open it over ice cream and get too excited to open it and just leave it till the next day.

It wasn't until after Val was home that night, after he'd eaten leftover pizza and watched a movie on a cable science fiction channel that he booted up his home system and started scrolling through his emails again. There it was. Damn it. "Forwarded by: Compu-Cupid To: Valentine Holiday

old man:- okay I will tell you how I meet your aunt when I was in university, I usually hang out with my friends, I won't lie but I am just an average student, one day we are 3 friends make a plan to go inside girl dorm. ariel:- are you a god or something, you make a plan to go inside the girl dorm, do you have something perverted in mind. old man:- my friend makes his first and the last girlfriend, it was the day love called valentines day, this day is famous in your nation too, you might know about it.

He smiled, which is starting to irritate me because time is running. I exasperatedly said, "Tell me!" He chuckled before nodding, then put on a poker face, "Remember 3rd grade?" 3rd grade? "3rd grade?" He nodded before saying with this look in his face, "February 14, that valentine's day." Shockingly, I did remember what happened on that day. And people, that look just shouted Flashback time! FLASHBACK, FEBRUARY 14, 2006: "Good morning Mertano Elem. Students! It's time to smile, grin, wink, or even hug the one you love! It's Valentine's day and that means the day you'll show your courtesy to someone!..."

"What else, Val? You're a billionaire heiress who's trying to avenge someone she loves. I swear you're fùcking Batwoman and Storm Hill Town is the rural version of Gotham." After that short rant, Val released a crispy set of laughter, winding on her knees while holding her stomach. I bit my lower lip for making her laugh once again. She was more beautiful when she laughs but in addition, she was also pretty cool whenever she appears cold. I was just literally joking though. "Oh goddess, wh—what would I do—with you?" she said between laughter before standing straight and stared at me as if I wasn't real. "You're so dámn adorable. I wanna kiss you right now."