Funny Valentine Novels & Stories

Valentine scoffs. “He took our wedding pictures too.” Valentine growls, and I know he’s thinking of the pictures taken of me getting ready. I was in my wedding lingerie and a thin robe in most of them. My poor possessive mate, I think to myself with a giggle. “What’s so funny?” he asked grumpily. “You,” I whispered and bit my lip to stop from laughing. “Me, huh?” he asks mischievously before he starts tickling my sides, making me flail about in hysterical laughter.

“Soon, Erica, there won’t be an Alpha standing in my way.” Valentine hummed to himself as he poured himself a wine and I watched him. I then realize the most terrifying truth of all, Valentine was the weed that needs to be taken out or the whole land will be infected with it. Valentine didn’t leave right away, especially when he was enjoying himself. He lingered near the doorway, his fingers brushing the wall. Suddenly, he laughed, quiet at first, then a little louder, like a mad man. “Do you know,” he said, tilting his head, “how easy it is to make people believe the wrong story?”

When my parents tried forcing my future into neat little boxes Dominic was the one who looked me dead in the face at nineteen and said "Then break the fucking box you idiot" And I did. Because he did too. We walked away from expectations side by side and never looked back. There was no universe where I’d betray him. None. Which meant whatever this feeling was needed to die immediately. Right fucking now. I looked toward Valerie again before I could stop myself. She was laughing now. Head tilted back slightly, eyes crinkled at the corners, fingers stained faintly with ink from signing so many books. Someone handed her a flower bouquet and she looked so startled by it that she laughed harder.

I was shaking all over with anger, gripping my phone so tightly it felt like it might crack in my hand. The post was still gaining traction, and the comment section was filled with filth—vile, disgusting words that were hard to even read. "Girls these days really know how to play. Valentine’s Day with no protection, just chasing thrills." "She looks so innocent. Didn’t expect her to be this wild, roleplaying the whole ‘sister-brother’ thing."

will you at least come and meet him before saying no? Val sighed dramatically. "I hate you." "I know." Liv said,face hopeful. "But will you come?" Val looked around the table. Every single member of the family was smiling. Even Ethan. Especially Ethan. She groaned. "This is why I hide in Florida." "When's the show?" Ethan asked. Livvy smiled. "Valentine's Day." The words had barely left her mouth before Ethan's head snapped up and his chair scraped back. "No." he said forcefully.

The armored bank truck I was assigned to was forced to stop when five people wearing black masks suddenly rushed out and started smashing the windows. I was about to hit the alarm when I realized one of them was my fiancée. Laughing, she raised a water gun and started spraying the bulletproof glass. "Hello, everyone! Our Valentine's Day bank robbery scene is about to begin! Once my boyfriend gets scared and hands over the keys, we'll tell him it was all a Valentine's Day surprise!" Her mother stood outside the window, knocking on the glass with a smile. "Callum, Yvonne wants to test whether you care more about her or money this Valentine's Day. Just play along. Get out and calm her down." At

he exclaimed, and we all laughed, the tension easing. …………… In two days, it’ll be Valentine's Day. I’d never had a Valentine before, so I had no idea what to get him. I found myself cornered in the school cafeteria by Roxy and Lily. "So, what's the plan for lover boy?" Roxy asked, wiggling her eyebrows. "You can't go wrong with the classics: chocolate, flowers... and, you know, sex." I nearly choked on my soda. From the other side of the table, Marco, who had been eavesdropping, chimed in with a mouthful of chips. "Ooh, sex in a football helmet!"

Louis just glared at him, causing Volstrige to take a step back. “Damn, I told you not to bother him this morning. Looks like he didn’t have a good time with Ma’am Elaine,” Volstrige said. “What’s the occasion?” one of them asked, surprising the three of them. Volstrige cleared his throat and confidently spoke. “Valentine’s Day is when lovers express their affection with greetings and gifts.” Brennon immediately slapped him. “Idiot, you’re holding a cheat sheet. Give me your phone!” Brennon said as he wrestled with Volstrige because he hadn’t finished reading what was on the screen.

He was slim, but defined, saying he took good care of his body. “My names Valen. Well, if I’m honest my name is Valentine, my mom had a funny sense of humor, but everyone calls me Valen. I’d ask you your name, but I doubt you’d be able to tell me, so instead maybe I can give you one?” He chuckled when I nodded my head slowly, before resting my chin back on top of my crossed paws. Valen, my mates name was Valentine. It seemed to fit him.

As soon a shay reached the office door she could here loud talking, she took a deep breath before knocking on the door slightly. "Come in" Mr Hyin voice bumped on the door. Shay slowly turned the doorknob and let herself in, she saw him around his desk and a teenage looking girl standing Infront him with her hands on her hips. She had brown straight hair, round face and same complexion as Mr Hyin. Definitely Koreans Shay thought. "Glad you finally decided to joined us Miss Valentine, first day and you're late" Mr Hyin said irritated. "I'm sor--- " This is Sun Hi my younger sister.... Sun Hi meet Miss Valentine your nanny" he introduce cutting Shay off.