Funny Workplace Stories Novels & Stories

Emily could only stifle her laugh as some people shared hilarious stories of how they got into the company. “I got mine at the grocery store.” someone announced. ‘What!!” another exclaimed. “Yeah, I was in line waiting to pay this obnoxious cashier. I got the email, dumped my groceries and ran out. I'm pretty sure I looked a hell lot of crazy.” The table erupted in cackles at his dramatic gestures. “What about you, Emily ? What were you doing when you got in?” Emily froze as all attention turned to her. “Ummh, I was….I was home.” the words stumbled out of her mouth.

she replied and asked, “How was your first day of work?” “It was bad! Can you believe my new boss was the guy I kicked at the restaurant the other day? He made me get coffee for him multiple times and then he sent me to go to his house to get something he forgot, but when I got there, the security told me my boss wasn’t living there. I had to check other houses under the hot sun, but it wasn’t until I couldn’t find his house that I realized I had been pranked.” I rambled and Cherry burst into laughter when she heard my story.

Ingrid let out a light scoff and retorted in an exaggerated tone, "Mr. Cruz, you're a good worker with strong abilities, but you belittle your worth. Do you seriously believe the company's explanation? You've probably been here too long. Out there, engineers like you are in high demand!" After saying that, she playfully stuck out her tongue and spoke in a coquettish voice like she was trying to be cute. She said, "As punishment, you have to wake up early every day and say 'I love myself' three times in the mirror. Before going to bed, shout 'I am the best' ten times." Bernard didn't understand her. He scratched his head awkwardly and said nothing more. Just then, a longtime employee, Stuart

“Bad joke. I’m sorry.” Kat sniffled. He was being so wonderful that it wasn’t fair. “How could you fit fifty condoms in there and still have room for money?” AJ laughed. “They make special big wallets and special big pockets for billionaires.” She laughed again. Laughing felt good, but the feeling faded fast. “But what about your company?” AJ shrugged. “All the media knows is that I rushed an employee to the hospital. Right now, I actually look like the best employer in the world.”

"Modern people like to listen to dramatic love stories. Share it with me. If it is not interesting enough, I will stop you at any time and kick you out." Audrey joked, "Why did I work for such an overbearing employer?" Silvia said, "You don't say, you can make up a story about the boss and you as his secretary. This story must be interesting." Audrey suddenly became serious. "Silvia, I'm telling you the truth." Silvia nodded. "Go ahead, I'll listen."

“Why was the meeting from a month ago in Shawn’s office and now in the conference room?” He looked up to answer. He looked pretty excited to answer my question. “Funny story; like a month before you came in someone broke all the chairs legs in the conference room.” Out of disbelief I asked “Are you serious? Who did it?” “No one knows. I mean whomever that person was made a plan and executed it properly.” I cracked up. To be honest that was the funniest thing I had ever heard. Just when we were discussing about the conference room, we heard a very loud growl. It was my stomach.

“Like that time someone sent an email to the entire office asking where they could buy a life-sized penguin costume. Or when two people accidentally started a very inappropriate conversation in a group chat and didn’t realize their manager was in it.” I burst out laughing, almost spilling my drink. “You’re kidding.” “I wish I was,” he said, grinning. “The penguin costume email is framed on my wall.” “Okay, now you have to tell me—what’s the juiciest piece of office gossip you’ve come across?” Patrick smirked, clearly enjoying himself. “Well, there’s this one guy who sends himself motivational emails every Monday morning. Stuff like, ‘You’ve got this, champ!’ and ‘Remember, you’re the best th

We were awful, but it was so good. There was this guy at the bar, sunglasses inside, like he was somebody, and every time we looked over, we just lost it—like, actual tears, trying not to snort-laugh margarita up my nose. Jasmine started in on her boss, who apparently had a full-on breakdown over a missing stapler, like, shouting, sweating, losing his grip on reality, and I nearly choked, had to grab a napkin because I was about to spit tequila everywhere. It was stupid and messy, and I swear my stomach hurt from laughing, but it felt like breathing again, you know?

We sat down at a small table by the window, and as we sipped our coffee, Derek started telling a hilarious story about a mishap that had occurred in the office the day before. "So, I was trying to fix the copier," he said, his eyes shining with amusement, "and I ended up getting my tie caught in the machine. I mean, it was stuck, and I was trying to pull it out, but it just kept getting tighter and tighter..." I giggled, feeling a sense of joy and lightheartedness that I hadn't experienced in a long time. "Oh no, what did you do?" I asked, my eyes wide with curiosity.

Ron shared a funny story about his first day at the office, and I couldn't help but laugh. "You won't believe it, Lily, but on my first day, I walked into the meeting room with half my clothes off. It was an honest mistake, I thought it was the changing room. The looks on their faces when I walked in – priceless!" He recounted.My laughter joined his, and I replied. "Oh, that must have been quite the entrance! Mine wasn't anywhere as bad as yours, but I still managed to get lost a couple of times." Ron chuckled, his warm smile easing my nerves.