Funny Zodiac Facts Novels & Stories

Leon said, “The actual date.” Angela said, “I remember it’s November 22. I didn’t expect Sunny to be a Scorpio.” Leon smiled. “I don’t know much about zodiac signs, but technically, Sunny isn’t a Scorpio.” Angela’s eyes filled with question marks. Leon said, “November 22 isn’t Sunny’s birth date. It’s her second birthday—the day she came out of the incubator. That’s why Sunny celebrates on her second birthday every year.” Angela thought of how Sunny’s mother passed away on the day Sunny was born.

"You need to tell her man, the full moon is in 3 days." "I know Zander, but how?" "My sister is a crazy girl, you have to rip the band-aid off slowly, you don't want to freak her out," Gerry added. "Yes Gerry is right. Zander over here revealed his wolf to me in the woods, I thought he was going to eat me," I sighed. "But he did eat you — this morning." Carson wiggled his brows at me. Zander slammed his hands down hard on the table. Everybody started laughing. "Damn Alpha, why did you have to scare our Luna like that?" Declan shook his head.

Zeke and Nash were my best friends and would stick with me until death, but I couldn't say the same about the zetas and other fierce warriors. I needed a new Luna to calm them down, and I needed her quickly. Why would the Moon Goddess then choose me as her mate, an Omega? Kiki's wolf didn't even come out until her eighteenth birthday. Sienna shifted at twelve. I shifted months before my eleventh birthday.

I am scared to ask this because I feel like he would confirm that he is indeed calling me young. “Whoa,” Bunny laughs when she notices the look on my face. “I think what Zayn is trying to say is that you are special, the Moon goddess does not normally pair 16-year-olds,” She adds, and I click my tongue on my teeth. “Exactly!” Zayn agrees, and I watch two of them with dull eyes. “Since you two are such great experts on werewolves, I would love to know why I’m wolfless,” I say in a sour tone. One that they don’t deserve because they are just trying to help me.

I say, getting irritated that he’s not listening to me. “You know I’ve missed that sexy little glare of yours,” he says, still grinning and suddenly kisses me. My heart jolts as if I have just received an electric shock. “Now, quit whining and go take a shower. If you don’t move the new moon effects will last longer.” I start to argue then stop. His words register in my head. “New moon? What are you talking about?” I stare at him in shock. How does Zeke know about the new moon?

I whispered in shock. I heard Caspian clear his throat. “Yeah about that, she fit the description too.” That's too weird. And now I'm starting to think the moon goddess's clues were wrong. “Which of them?” I asked carefully. “For one, she's a Sagittarius. Born November 26th.” I knew it was stupid when Nyla said we were looking for Sagittarius girls! Nobody believed zodiac signs meant anything, right? But I'm willing to put my personal beliefs aside if that helps lift the curse.

Lean, paper on clipboard ready. "Um, I know I'm supposed to be Virgo, by the zodiac, but I know, since I asked Mrs. Loop, that Boötes tends to be my major constellation," answers Hala. I recall that class we went through our constellations, and my constellation, by the zodiac, should be Gemini. But, after an analysis that we did in class as an activity, I got to the conclusion that I'm Monoceros. I didn't know what that was, but it's a unicorn, and I remember that all the time. At the time too, I found out Leonard's birthday, April 22nd, which would put him as Taurus, but then he told me he's more Eridanus, the river. Which seems to match. Taurus usually is associated with an inclination to

It's my fault why they weren't able to attend this event. Archmaster just sighed and shook his head. “Let’s not waste our time to people who aren’t here. Let’s have Ms. Deborah Castro. She’s the chosen Taurus, the bull of the Zodiacs.” He didn't waited for much time and moved over to the next zodiac. Aw, I was the one who should be blamed here.

The air smelled like jasmine and expensive perfume and the kind of joy that belonged to other people. Tonight, Alpha Zane Ashford was taking his Luna. The whole pack had been buzzing about it for weeks. Even the elders looked excited, which was saying something because Elder Crest hadn't smiled since the last blood moon. Alpha Zane was powerful, ruthless and the most feared Alpha in the entire region. And Tyla Voss... beautiful, sharp-tongued Tyla... had somehow managed to get herself fated to him. Or so everyone believed. I knocked twice on the bridal suite door.

After I started working at the zoo, I was added to a group chat called “A Hundred Ways to Kill a Human.” Every member had an animal as their profile picture. At first, I thought it was some quirky staff group. I even found it kind of cute. That was, until I realized they were discussing how to eat me. Pedro the Parrot: [The new human has beautiful eyes. I can’t wait till Christmas. I want to peck them out right now!]