Funny Zodiac Facts Novels & Stories

"You're even more delusory than I anticipated. Amazonians are just warrioresses, and we despise having warriors in our tribe, Odin." Odin yelled at Arya. "That is insane. We are fighting a common enemy, don't you know?" "You have to respect their rules, Odin!" uttered Charlotte. "Why don't you join the zodiac warriors instead?" "Zodiac warriors should have twelve members because each one represents a different Zodiac sign. For example, Ammon represents the Taurus sign and has the special ability to make his body tough; the same goes for the rest of them, and they should be ruled by Prince Arthur, the 13th Zodiac warrior," Arya explained.

- he says laughing. “Zog, this man's of Japanese origin” – he says, looking into his captor's eyes. “It's a Japanese fox, a Kitsune, a Tricksters. We have to be alert. I remember from mom's story, that they are very smart, live almost as long as we do, and have magical powers.”

Elijah's eyes were fixed on the starless night sky, the moon brighter than he remembered. "Full moon," Za spoke, and the little devil looked at him. "Have they told you what happens when there's a full moon?" he asked, but the other denied it. "It's a very old story, to tell the truth. But it's very true," he began to say as they pulled off the road and entered a small shortcut. "More than 500 years ago, it was said everywhere you went that every full moon, an unscrupulous animal attacked every human being that didn't have any security during the nights. It is said that when the moon shone brighter than the stars around it, that animal with huge ears and a long jaw appeared because it was hi

The fat man's face trembled as he replied with an ingratiating smile, "I'll tell you, but after we get out of here, can you tell my companions that I was forced to speak under torture when they asked you about it?" Mo Xinghe's and others' eyes popped out. "This fatty is funny. He really knows how to earn himself some credit." they thought. "Okay." Mo Xinghe agreed. "We're from the 12 Chinese Zodiacs," said the fat man. The others all looked confused upon hearing the answer. "What's the 12 Chinese Zodiacs?" Zheng Qian asked curiously. "Is it an organization?" Mo Xinghe asked. The fat man nodded and replied, "Yes, our organization is called the 12 Chinese Zodiacs."

“Never mind. I just thought your dad mentioned it in his sleep or something. Anyway, I’m sure we can guess it.” “I admire your positive thinking but the dial has a diameter of 7.5 feet.” “What? You said the jumbo sizes don’t start till after we get in!” “I didn’t say that! I said outside, the door would look normal. I didn’t say anything about the dial.” “Oh all right! I’ll climb up the dial and jog on it. Just tell me what numbers to stop at.” “Not numbers. Symbols. Zodiac signs.” “Well, then it can’t be that hard ’cause there are only twelve signs in the zodiac.”

I could imagine him going about his pack and asking about those who believe in their zodiac sign and punishing them. I chuckled at the mental image, and unfortunately, Lucas heard me ask, "What's got you giggling like a schoolgirl?" I shook my head but realised that he couldn't see me. "Nothing." He didn't push further and decided to let it be. "Enough about astronomy; how are you doing now? At least you are not crying yourself to sleep."

Lucian "And why the full moon?" He let's out a mocking smile. "Pure coincidence, don't confuse us with those stupid hounds!" Stupid hounds? I think back to the conversation we had about the wolf I saw. He made fun of me, hitting at the fact that it as a werewolf. I thought he was just joking! So as well as vampires and witches, there are also supernatural dogs? And then what, fairies, aliens, and unicorns? It's getting ridiculous!

“You own up to your slip-ups, and that says a lot. Especially since Scorpios are notorious for being stubborn and not admitting when they’re wrong.” Millie rolled her eyes playfully but couldn’t help but smile at her best friend’s words. “I guess I can be a little stubborn sometimes.” Clara laughed softly, nudging her shoulder against hers. “A little?” She smiled as she stood up and made her way to the door, glancing back with a playful grin. “So, what you’re saying is… zodiac signs aren’t really that accurate.” Clara leaned back on her bed, crossing her arms with a knowing grin. “I’d love to dive into that debate, but it looks like you’ve got somewhere to be.”

Zion asked with a frown on his face. "I now have a wolf!" Zion went still. "That's a lie." He laughed. "We are omegas and can never have a wolf, Hazel. Is something wrong? You look like you're going crazy." "No, I am not," I smiled. "You have a wolf also." Zion laughed, seeming to sense danger. "Okay. Now I know you're crazy. I do not have a wolf. How do you know this?" I stretched out my hand and my claws shit out. My fangs did the same and I growled.

"You snore like half the time, and are we still stuck on this whole cheese thing? Shit, I'd hate to see your expression once I tell you I used to be afraid of Giraffes." "WHAT?" I yelled. "They're God's most gentle creatures and one of the few animals that doesn't terrify me!" "Nothing should have a neck that long. Also, I don't buy this whole belief that they only eat plants." Zane shuddered. "Have you seen the size of their tongues?" "Hmm." "What?" He tugged me closer to him. "Nothing, you're just a lot weirder than I thought." "Says the girl who's afraid of antelope." His chuckle was warm against my neck, and then he sighed. "Tell me that despite all my weird quirks you'll still be waitin