Funny Zodiac Signs Descriptions Novels & Stories

“Amongst other things…they are pretty narcissistic people, psychopathic almost…possessive and over protective.” “Hmm…” Cory rolled his eyes. “I guess there is something in the star sign thing after all…that’s him to a T.” “Ah-huh…” “So what’s yours?” “Mine? I’m born at the end of November so I’m a Sagittarius…” “And what does that mean?” Quinn shrugged with a wistful look. “Not much.” “You’re not going to tell me?” “I’m sure if you were really interested you could find out for yourself…” She gave him a challenging little pout and turned to focus on the movie.

It has nothing to do with being a specific zodiac sign. "I don't. But I believe there are some general qualities that are typical of each zodiac sign." "Like what? What am I according to your view of the zodiac?" "Like... Okay, so according to the zodiac, Scorpios are divided into two: black and white Scorpios. White Scorpios are said to be kind and genuinely good people. Black Scorpios though are said to be manipulative and arrogant." "So I'm a white Scorpio?" "Oh, no, no. According to your birth date, you're a black Scorpio."

I then looked at the rest of the employees, who now looked uncertain and said, "If Jett Leroy can fire me for something as ridiculous as having clashing horoscopes with him and therefore pocket the bonus for himself, do you want to guess what other tactics he'd use on the rest of you?" The entire office fell into hushed silence. Some of the people even averted their gaze from me and looked at Jett instead. The corners of my lips lifted up. I continued in a sarcastic voice, "You guys really have the guts to continue working and selling your soul to a company as shady and untrustworthy as this."

These were the words that people had used to label me. Rainbow because my moods could change quickly, like the colors of a rainbow. I could be happy one moment and then be sad or angry the next. Sunshine because I could brighten up a room with my energy and enthusiasm. But sometimes, my positivity could be too much for people. Tornado because I could be chaotic and unpredictable, like a storm tearing through. I could leave confusion and mess behind me.

Of course, Hazel didn't know that he was a typical smiling tiger. A famous writer once mentioned that there were four kinds of people in the world. The first kind was a tiger with a fierce appearance, but whose insides were just as fierce. The second kind was a tiger who was pig inside—these people were regarded as paper tigers. The third kind was a pig with a deceiving appearance, and the last kind was a gentle and harmless rabbit who was actually a tiger with sharp eyes inside. Zac was the first kind, and his father was the last.

It felt like my whole body was lifted momentarily! “Gurl you a damn freak a leak, a true Scorpio!” She shook her head laughing harder. When she could speak again she asked, “Manny what’s your sign? Tell us about yourself.” He tells them just the basics like, he’s a Scorpio, born Nov 8th. He’s from PR. He’s 23. He’s a Marine. He’s the youngest of 8 and he’s a millionaire. They lost it at hearing that!

It is easily realized from the parrot sitting at the tip of the moon statue that serve as the school shield. Mt. Luna is known as the biggest college in the whole world for zodiac signs and also the only one in Italy. Extremely dark and bone-chilling in a subterranean, indoor of Virgo court. There was a bubble in between the room, Neither hung nor sitting, just positioned in between and bouncing faintly. Furthermore, a young man was sitting on pallets in the bubble to suppressed his possessed power, but keep on screaming of pain. Luca had been caged in the bubble since twenty years ago, he was given birth to, by the Queen of the Virgo court.

The four guys had the funniest look on Thier faces after she said that, the one called spoke up, " no lady you cannot say we know you , because apart from your pussy , I don't think I would recognize you , seeing that you are a different person" " Fair enough, I am GLZ " " And what does that mean , " buck asks again incredulously but she was already taking a call and steps inside to talk, " It's Gemini Liam Zues , or you can call her bloodhound" Scott replies. " What you are saying is that I fucked the bloodhound? The one and only bloodhound that brought down a house full of paranormals in a head rolling parody while she take a selfie bloodhound?, Fuck me about damn time, that Marriott guy g

It's my fault why they weren't able to attend this event. Archmaster just sighed and shook his head. “Let’s not waste our time to people who aren’t here. Let’s have Ms. Deborah Castro. She’s the chosen Taurus, the bull of the Zodiacs.” He didn't waited for much time and moved over to the next zodiac. Aw, I was the one who should be blamed here.

Erin smiled, as he talked to the Sun. "Sharp eyesight. I'm impressed." "Shut it, you two brain-celled fool," Erin sneered. Turning around, he faced the sun again. "How are you today?" "Oh my God. Here we go again. As if Mr Blue wasn't enough," Uriel rolled his eyes. "Shush. The 'F' in ENFJ is for fight, you know? I'll beat you up," Erin playfully threw a hoard of light punches to Uriel's arm, randomly ducking as he dodged the imaginary arm.