Funniest Zodiac Signs Novels & Stories

Daeira looked up thinking, "Beach?" GD chuckled at that, tucking in her hair behind her ears, "What's with you and this beach, woman?" "I don't know. I just love water." "Oh I forgot. You're a water sign." "You mean Scorpio is a water sign?" she asked while he nodded. "Scorpio is the darkest sign among the zodiacs and it rule them all." "Is that why Hyuna is leading them? The Zodiacs?" "Yes and very fearless one."

The piece that she will put under the bishop. “Well, let us see what I can get from you.” She draws a sinister smile and looks at her prey’s profile. Setting her eyes on the words that will be her key to dragging her prey into the hole where she wanted him to be. “Sagittarius.” The Greek Zodiac name took her interest immediately. The Zodiac that she neither likes nor hated. The sign that is the easiest one to be fooled from the rest of them. “Well, I guess I’ll be hitting a jackpot with this one.”

If he asked Gemini to deal with the other party, would they still survive? Among the Twelve Golden Zodiacs, Aries, Aquarius, and Pisces were gentler, while Sagittarius, Libra, and Virgo were more compassionate and kinder. Capricorn and Scorpio were arrogant, unsociable, and cruel. But even so, they were no match for Gemini. Gemini was the incarnation of the devil, and his methods were extremely cruel. Every time he made a move, the other party would definitely die. Most of the time, Thomas would rather let Scorpio make a move instead of Gemini as much as possible.

Golden Monkey said in a mocking tone. "Silly monkey, you're courting death," Cancer said in a furious voice and wore a cruel expression. "You want to fight? Come on, I've hated you for long..." War Tiger roared in a low voice, and he was full of battling intent. Every step he took would make the ground shake. "Great, let's fight. You're just at the Star Level. How dare you offend me? Let me teach you a lesson..." The members of the 12 Constellations chimed in with angry voices. Though they had one less companion than the 12 Chinese Zodiacs, they were much more powerful than them as a whole.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

I then looked at the rest of the employees, who now looked uncertain and said, "If Jett Leroy can fire me for something as ridiculous as having clashing horoscopes with him and therefore pocket the bonus for himself, do you want to guess what other tactics he'd use on the rest of you?" The entire office fell into hushed silence. Some of the people even averted their gaze from me and looked at Jett instead. The corners of my lips lifted up. I continued in a sarcastic voice, "You guys really have the guts to continue working and selling your soul to a company as shady and untrustworthy as this."

Maybe my fate would’ve been worse — in the hands of the Sentinels, or another clan. — Guess that puts us at a standstill, then — I admit. He doesn’t look away, and that unwavering focus feels… dangerously thrilling. — Tell me something humans don’t know — I say, wanting to keep him talking. — I’ll tell you something about me in return. Samiel lifts an eyebrow, and for a moment I think he’ll refuse. But then he turns fully toward me, close enough that his heat seeps into my skin. — The zodiac signs — his deep, rough voice travels straight through me. — They’re real. Personalities shift with the stars. I don’t know why He made it that way. Maybe He got lazy creating unique souls.

Zoheb suggested, "Perhaps we should arrange them following the order of the oriental zodiac signs." Mick concurred with enthusiasm, saying, "Yes. These animals form part of the oriental zodiac, after all." Severin embraced the idea and rearranged the tokens according to the correct order. After another prolonged wait, the tokens remained unresponsive, leading Zoheb to express his disappointment. "Why isn't it responding?" Severin conceded in frustration, "Let's just wait."

I asked ,trying to filter out the most important questions from the million of things I want to ask. “I spent 18 years looking for a way to break the curse knowing that there’s always a way round every circumstance in life and I got it. Your zodiac sign is Pisces ,born of water and the only way my lunar sign and your Pisces will get connected and the curse get broken is only when the blood moon is out and you’re in a water environment…” “Am I a mermaid ?” Thee thought randomly came to my head “No silly child, you’re currently the strongest and considered the most dangerous species of werewolf presently “ she said with a small teasing and proud smile on her face.

He smiled down at me, distracting me from the background activities. “Hmm, single, twenty-four, Pisces. A water sign! You must love beachfront property.” “Who doesn’t love beachfront property?” He retorted. “Am I sensing a personality? And I had begun to think Miami wolves lacked sparkle.” He laughed. “We sparkle fucking plenty. Don’t let our alpha set the standard. Tell me, is your alpha the standard for your wolves?” I laughed. “No. Not even.” The smile was still plastered to my face when Alpha Zander appeared.