Funny Zodiac Descriptions Novels & Stories

Unknown POV A laugh escaped my chest as I read the words written in the application. Finally a good time pass. Apollo stood beside my desk, his eyes holding a mischievous glint. "Imagine him reading this." He grinned. My lips curved upwards at his words. Question 54: What is your type? Answer : A broody man who ignores me all the time, curses and is a big grump. Is scared of me 24/7 and thinks foot fetish is awesome. Has 2 scars on his face and lives in a jungle, a reincarnation of Tarzan.

"I don't know what type I would have been Luna because, in case you have forgotten, I am a mute. But majority of the Caspers were fire wizards and just a few metal. One finds the type Thwy are by experimenting with all of them and seeing which they have an affinity with. But from what I can deduct from what you told me, you must be earth," he says and I frown. "I don't want to be earth. I want to be fire or air so that I can burn the Madeleines alive or suffocate them. Why do you say that might be earth?" I ask him with a far away look as I imagine the Madeleines burning down. "In fact, fire can be quenched by water and so can air. The strongest are metal followed by earth.

"Once I told her she was born out of bird shit as spores, she believed it almost readily as I fed her the lie. Sometimes I worry about my sister's sanity." "She's cute in her own way." "She takes after me." "Yeah? Just as you take after your madness?" "That was a nice attempt at making a complete fool out of yourself." "Admit your defeat already, Scarlett." He chuckled. "Hah. You think I'm not like Kiara?" He scoffed at my words. "You two are polar opposites, I'm telling you. You're the Mercury and she's the Neptune of the solar system. You two are light years apart."

Each of them was vastly different, offering personalities that kept me guessing who they were. First, there was Zephyr. He was the life of the chat, always ready with a clever joke or a quirky meme. His messages were filled with energy, and his effortless charm often left me laughing out loud something that my family couldn't give me, happiness. He seemed genuinely interested in me, asking about my day and sharing hilarious anecdotes about his job and how boring it was. Zephyr was like a burst of sunshine, he is a jolly good fellow although, I haven't seen his face, but I couldn't help but look forward to the messages. He told me, everything about his look, judging from his description of hi

Luna tried to understand what he was saying. “There is only one Omega in the pack mum” Luna was shocked at this and suddenly began to cry, leaving Zedicus confused. “Why did the moon goddess give my child trash as a mate?” and once again Zedicus growled at the fact that her mate is called trash. On hearing the growl from his daughter, Luna continued crying hysterically, questioning the moon goddess. Zedicus was about to leave her mother to her sobs when the Luna said; “Listen to me, I don’t know about you, but as Luna and also your father being Alpha, it is a disgrace to us and it would be an embarrassment to announce that you are mated to an OMEGA!” Luna said the last word with disgust.

He nods his head, his half open hooded eyes focused on my face and not on the soldiers that made a circle surrounding us while the rest went after the culprits. “This is my first destination birthday celebration and it’s funny that it's my birthday and I don’t even know, “ I said, chuckling at my lame joke. He only gave a little smirk ,groaned and leaned more into before he opened his lips and tried to talk. “Shhss, you don’t have to say anything.Just try and rest …” He rolled his eyes a little but his face still kept focusing on me. “What’s your zodiac sign?…oh, wait . You don’t have to answer that because you got to be a Leo with all this Alpha male personality and aura…” Alpha Aiden gave

"Scorpio is crazy?" I frowned and jokingly slapped the table. "We're the sweetest!" "No. We are." "Shut up, personalities based on zodiac signs aren't true." I said. "Oh, why are you frowning?" My eyes widened. "What? You're annoying! I'm just reasoning scientifically—" I stopped talking when my phone rang. We both looked there so I took that and looked.

, I say, and he smiles and shakes his head while looking down. “When’s your birthday?” I asked. “September thirteenth”, he says. “Virgo! Makes so much sense now”, I say casually. “Yeah? How about you?”, he now asks. “December thirty-first, so every year is a celebration on my birthday”, I say as I roll my eyes. He laughs, “somehow I doubt you enjoy that since you’re a Capricorn”. “I am! And I don’t! But you understand my pain, since we’re like one in the same, which makes our signs the most compatible together out of all of the other signs”, I said, then realized what my sudden diarrhea of the mouth just made me say.

I could picture it - a raised platform with carved chairs for the high-ranking wolves, their status made visible. “And the thrones?” I whispered. Clearway nodded. “The two central seats. For the Alpha and the Luna.” The Alpha and the Luna. Cain and Orion. Side by side. The thought made my stomach twist. Waters lowered her voice. “It will be crowded. Loud. You may feel overwhelmed.” “I’ll manage,” I whispered back. Clearway frowned softly. “You shouldn’t have to.” I sipped my tea again, letting the warmth settle deep in my ribs.

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