Survived a Tsunami, but Not My Marriage
Every year on my birthday, my wife Nicole Weston breaks her promise.
The first time, she stays up playing video games with her mentee, Finnegan Holt, and never shows up to the movie.
The second time, she bails on our candlelight dinner to teach him how to cook, and every dish goes cold and straight into the trash.
The third time, she shuts off her phone and takes him to a spa resort while I'm stranded alone at a beach house during a tsunami warning.
I spend three days drifting at sea. When I'm finally rescued, the first thing I see on social media is a photo Finnegan posted. Nicole is in a bikini, giving him a back rub.
The caption reads, "With a mentor like this, the world is mine!"