Novel & Cerita Gay Face Fart

"Sebastian! I—" Xander could not finish his sentence. He held his butt tightly with both hands as he ran toward the entrance to escape. He did not dare to take wide steps at all because even the tiniest step would send gas leaking out of his behind. How could Xander bear it? His image as the top ladies' man of Sartvale was ruined! As soon as he got to the door, Xander could no longer suppress it. He let out another string of loud farts that seemed to rise and fall like the symphony of an orchestra. It even had a certain rhythm to it.

I must say, he definitely looked uncomfortable, his face scrunched up like crumpled paper with beads of sweat gathering on his forehead. Narin and I exchanged a look, identical smiles blooming on our faces. He did not join the queue this time, going on to take a seat while his minions joined the queue. “Any moment now…” Narin muttered under her breath. The next minute, a thunderous farting sound cut through the noise, and the entire cafeteria went silent. “Ugh, What is that disgusting smell!” “Who would do something this outrageous?” “How can someone’s stomach be this rotten?!”

When I felt Alessandro’s lips close to mine, I almost cursed his slowness. But I remained patient and waited to feel the warmth of his lips so that I could satisfy the growing need inside me. But his lips never met mine. I could still feel how his heated breath bothered my lips, but seconds passed, and nothing happened. So, I opened my eyes. And a fart followed. It was from me. I farted. But you know what? I am not embarrassed. I know what I just did has ruined the moment. But hear me out… It’s for the best.

“Excuse me,” The man, a big bodied blonde, opened his eyes that glared at me almost immediately. “Who do you think you are to wake me up?” I cleared my throat. “You have been releasing a lot of gas. I understand if you’re suffering with some ailment, but please try to control it. This place reeks of fart.” “Would you rather I do it in your mouth, pretty boy?” What kind of disgusting being was he? “I find that offensive, so refrain from using such words with me.”

he whispered back, his voice filled with emotion. As they hugged, the world outside seemed to fade away, leaving only the two of them, wrapped in each other's arms, ready to face whatever the future held. Adelaide suddenly let out a loud, uncontrollable fart. It was a massive, earth-shaking fart that seemed to reverberate through the entire house. Mino's eyes widened in surprise, and he jumped back, laughing hysterically. "Oh my god, Addie! What was that?" he exclaimed, holding his sides.

he narrated in one breath and then glared at his sons. “What did it say ?” Dad Lucan questioned curiously as he helped Dad Zarek. Suddenly Kai crunched his face and glared at Jax. “Did you just fart ?” Kai asked in disgust. “Nah. My ass was blowing you a morning kiss,” Jax shrugged while stuffing his mouth with two scones at once. “You are so full of shit, Jax. You should have flushing handles instead of ears,” Kai murmured as he tried to inhale Ty’s smell instead while Jax stuck out his tongue childishly.

> Link retorted with a series of glaring stickers, calling out the absurdity of Gael's claim. Ferris typed in with a tearful laughing emoji, clearly amused by the absurdity of the situation. I responded with a flurry of laughing emojis, my amusement at the scenario evident. Gael replied with a nonchalant shrugging emoji, his attempt at an excuse only serving to further highlight his cluelessness.