Novel & Cerita Gay Face Fart

“You’re just in time!” A sneering snort jabbed the air from behind me. The wedding planner froze in her smile. She turned to fire another scowl at her surprised assistant until I chuckled lightly. “Oh my,” I cried, covering my smirk to fake an apology on behalf of nun warrior, as though I was her master. “I am terribly sorry for that… ugly sound.” I thrust a thumb behind me and leaned forward, pretending to whisper into the wedding planner’s ear, and said bluntly in a normal tone, “She’s got a poor stomach. So the farts won’t stop coming.”

I felt like tossing myself in a shark-infested sea. “Yes. You did.” He broke into laughter. “No—I don’t recall doing any of that.” I defended myself. “That’s because you were dead asleep.” He retorted laughingly. “In my defense, everyone farts. It’s biology.” I tried to explain while trying so hard not to stab myself due to the embarrassment that was coursing through me. “True. But do you know what everyone doesn’t do?” He had stopped laughing. “Go on, tell me.” I swallowed the last lump of embarrassment.

I wore a floral scarf around my neck, dabbed on some lipstick, put a headband on, and walked with a sway. “Hi boys!” I said, trying hard, with a flick of my fingers. “Son of a—Cosmo, you look like a gorilla in drag. You’re so ugly as a gay guy! That’s your last try! Wahaha!” Yago teased, clutching his stomach from laughing so hard you could see his tonsils. “Bro, if that’s how you look as a gay guy, forget it. You’re hideous! Your parents might disown you.” Jasper added, laughing.

He rested his chin on my shoulder while he smiles adorably. I felt myself stopping from laugh when my stomach tightens and the next second was my lips about to purse together. He kept grinning at me but I felt my lips moving to the sides as I try to hide my smile from my face. I as trying so hard to bite my inner cheek so I won't laugh but Gage's smug face knows that he's winning. Oh god, who am I kidding? He already won. "You do know if you hold a laugh it'll cause you to fart?" He grins.

He chuckles, lifts his glass up and throws a genuine smile at my way after lying in front of everyone. The crowd cheers and claps while I glare at each of the Mackenzie siblings one by one with my butt stuck to my seat. I gulp the half full glass of wine in front of me and slam the glass on the table with a loud thud that it cracks. Standing up, I push my chair backwards and stretch my arms. In the process of stretching I let out a loud mind blowing fart that it makes all the McKenzie siblings snap their heads up at me as they hear the sound of it. Even tipsy Sarah.

I was seated next to Sire now. I know I could have simply just slide over to the front seat without having to do all of that but it was awkward having my butt in someone's face. Besides, I had tried it once when I was sixteen and I farted in the process. Worse off, I farted on my dad's face and it stunk badly. It was embarrassing.

Hahahahahahaha he really looks st*pid when he did that When he said that I laughed secretly but deep inside I was really gasping with laughter hahahahahahaha It's obvious Elie just frowned hahahahahahaha it would have been good if he told us that it's a joke, but he didn't hahahahaha he looks like a gay "Ay hehe, are you a feeler, brother?", Hahahahaha Elie doesn't know how to get along which made the man's expression to change, he seems to cry “Oh my, your really unfacetious hehe, just rerax okay? Rerax”

"Son? Are you crazy? Has anyone given birth to a chick?" "Has anyone also given birth to a gay man?" He looked at me. "Are you saying my Mom isn't human?!" "Are you also saying we're not human?!" "You really know something, don't you." "You really know something, don't you." I imitate him. "Wait, before we leave, let's bring one of my guitars. Uhm, that's the pink guitar, please give it to hubby." I said pointing at the hanging guitar. "Because you are tall," he said laughing. You love to fight, you are an animal, you are gay! I'm not short!

Anything could be considered an insult and thus be subject to punishment. „No, of course not. I was considering a simple virus in the air or stomach bug.” I explained with a small smile. Garret grunted warningly, startling me before laughing in his deep, rich baritone. His laugh reverberated in the whole cabin, bouncing off the walls. „You should see your face, Kenzie. You almost peed yourself from fear.” He cackled as he left the living room and walked into the kitchen. „Well, maybe my underwear needs a change,” I mumbled under my nose.

"I'm sorry, but first cock, and then ass... And what am I saying?!" I breathe a laugh. "You even gasped." She groans, hiding her face in her palm. "Ugh, you heard that?" "I mean, yes? It was pretty audible." And it was hilarious. Also, kinky since it's obviously not the kind of sound you make when you hate what you see. "I hate when I do that." "So you're a gasper?" "Did you just make that up?" "Yup." "Well, could you not call it that?"