Gay Face Fart Novels & Stories

"You love showing off for me, don’t you? Being my little slut?" She nodded frantically, a moan escaping her lips. "Oh yes…I do” I chuckled darkly, pressing my hard cock right between her ass cheeks.I proceeded to open it wide and sniffed it. “Very nice.” I breathed. “Oh” she moaned, as I pressed my nose against her ass. I didn’t care if she found me a creep. “Do you need to let one out ? Fart on my face baby.. fart so hard, I want to know how it smells.”

I can‘t understand why some people feel humiliated when pissed upon – for me it is a gift, a great pleasure, a self-affirmation – I do what I want to do, I live as I want to live, I am the master of my life. Of course, there was no shower or washroom in the garage. The men waited until they were dry, put on their outerwear and all stenchy got into their cars to drive home. Some of them had beards or hair that 'smelled' as if they had been dipped in a public latrine. The key is to enjoy.

They naturally did not believe a single word from Harvey. “Just press on your stomach to see how bad it’s gotten.” “Do you think you’re some sort of genius doctor? “You think you’re that impressive?! You’re just a con man!” Even though she disdained Harvey, she could not help but press on her stomach either… Pffft! A loud fart was heard all of a sudden. Soon after, a string of farts came out, one louder than the previous one. The entire entrance was covered in fog. Harvey and the others quickly stepped back while covering their noses.

Gemma gasped. "Why… why… ha ha ha… sorry," he took a deep breath, shoving his phone into the back of his pocket. "Why in the world would I want to…to pfft… haha haha… want your atrocious body in my phone?" He swallowed hard to control his laughter. You'll think he was dying from laughter but I knew it was a cover-up. He was trying to convince her otherwise. "Sorry, Garlic Breath, but allowing even your name on my phone will subject it to death by a virus,"

“I had to put my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. Then she looked down at Rufus. He had stood up and started sniffing the air. Then she thought it was him. I had never seen her make a face like that. Patty had said she had never known him to fart like this.” They put their fists over their mouths to keep from bursting out loud with laughter in the diner. As Goldman suppressed his laughter, he continued. “Then . . . I couldn’t help it. Between trying not to laugh and - I blew a big one, man. In all the years I’ve known her, I’ve never seen her eyes get so big.” They were wheezing like they had asthma.

What the actual fuc-- "Kate!" I grumble-scream, creasing my brows. This is so embarrassing. At least I feel way relieved, it's quite obvious that we weren't caught. I don't even want to imagine what the conversation would be like if she caught us. "And-" Kate adds. She voices fart noises then clenches her fist together and lower it to a side. My face flattens immediately and my mouth drops. She did not just do that. That was an imitation of pooping.

“Someone’s happy.” Xanthe was still laughing. Even when they got to the mall, she burst out laughing. “Baby, you might get stomach cramps later. I don’t want to smell a bomb.” She stopped laughing and looked at him with both eyebrows up. “What bomb? My farts smell good, you know.” “Baby, studies say women’s farts are more dangerous than men’s,” Isis argued. “Even so, I take a shower when I fart. But you don’t do that.”

And the silly idea just pops right in my head, right at the time Calhoun shifts his attention from me to his cooking. Pushing my fists through the pockets of my denim trousers, I whistle a song, suck in my butt so hard until I can't anymore, then I release it and fart so loud that it sounds like a groaning old man who was forced to exercise. Calhoun flinches like he saw a ghost, snaps his head in my direction with eyes raised in their sockets. Suddenly I wish I hadn't forced a fart right out of my butt. Because he's laughing so hard right now.

"Shut up." "Ok, but my suspicion is seriously correct." "How did you know?" "Because my radar rang. Gay alert! Gay alert!" she replied before laughing. "Anyway, nice to meet you!" "Likewise," I replied. "Gosh! I really bet you! I think you're going to slap Rebecca!" She said before bursting with laughter. I couldn't help but grin. She also looks good at pretending. Earlier, she almost looked like Miss prim and proper. Far away from what she is doing now.

Kaleb said, looking at Gayle. "I'm more into hot dogs and eggs. "Gayle said and winked at Kaleb. "Geez, in your husky voice, I'm scared," Kaleb laughed. "You might drool if you see me wearing a two-piece tomorrow!" said Gayle, giggling. "All right, but don't go near the water. You might be mistaken for a whale!" said Yachne, laughing. Everyone laughed again. "Baby Kaleb, Yachne's so harsh on me," Gayle said.